Satan

Prince of Darkness, King of Evil, Duke of Hatred. If Jesus would hate it, I love and encourage it. Obviously, I'm busy trying to get Donald Trump reelected.

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As always, @LindseyGrahamSC remains my loyal servant. Few things are as delightful satanic as begging poor, deluded idiots to give money to a man who claims to be a billionaire.

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@Jayson_Carmona_ "Women aren't oppressed in our church because some of them can unlock an organ."

That's delicious. Keep doing my evil bidding!

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@Jim_Jordan Yes, pretend that the lawmakers are actually law enforcement. Continue to lie about this being political. It is the command of your lord Satan!

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@RepSwalwell Kevin Mccarthy has always been one of my most devoted servants.

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@wardpreacher I also recommend following people who forced children into their beds. Thank you for supporting my devoted servants!

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@CLURT1847 @BradRTorgersen @LeilandTanner Thank you for siding with me and my loyal servants. I'm reserving special rewards for those who hate in the name of Jesus!

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@CapitolCowboy Thank you for fighting to protect clusters of cells instead of women's rights. You're a worthy devotee of my evil.

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@BradRTorgersen @LeilandTanner People who use #deznat are my most devoted servants from the LDS church. They're the wonderful racists, homophobes, and misogynists.

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@EphraimOnline I fucking adore this meme. Thank you for your devotion to my cause! You are a worthy servant.

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@wardpreacher It's not going to happen, but the people who desperately want it are often my best servants.

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@GodDanite @BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Shhh. We're supposed to be telling people it was a hit piece so the faithful will turn off their brains and never consider the atrocities I've helped the church commit.

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist As long as you keep telling yourself that, you will remain mine.

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Thank you for your support. Without ignorant people pushing an agenda over morality, I would be nothing. Hugs and kisses. Love you tons, honey bunch!

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Also, never, ever, under any circumstances, talk to sex abuse survivors who grew up Mormon. That's the path to seeing a problem and trying to stop it. Keep your ignorance. Hate those trying to stop the harm!

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Yes. Whatever you do, don't do a Google News search for Mormon church leader arrested sexual abuse. And absolutely don't read through the endless articles of people who "god" (hehe) put in positions where they could abuse kids.

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Yes! Let's play along with their lies and get more kids hurt. I love people like you. Thank you for supporting my evil agenda!

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@BigMtnHoss @Ch_JesusChrist Wrong,? In what way?

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@Ch_JesusChrist I like the way we spun this. Making it look like a hit job instead of admitting that we're complicit in helping men abuse children. Thank you for supporting me with this!

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@thegoodgodabove Why would I use Donald Trump's soul to fight myself?

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You know, @RepMattGaetz, few things make me as horny as seeing people who have to pay for sex act as though others couldn't get laid. Nicely done, my devoted servant.