Ostrich

I'm an ostrich, and I have gained access to the internet.

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#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin

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@JoshuaGray @iam_kmart Are you hitting on me?

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@JoshuaGray @iam_kmart god you make me hard, josh

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DePaul, 3lbs of quality bird seed if you cancel classes. #FinalOffer @DePaulU

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@JoshuaGray @iam_kmart Not everyone's as hardcore as you Joshua.

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@LindyMenger23 hawt

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@denning_jordan god you turn me on.

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@kristenhandd @_isabelps oh yes

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8 lines of bird seed to the face, Fuck that.

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I got a fat sack and a super fly chick

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When midgets take drugs, do they get medium?

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This hangover is gonna hurt so good.

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I got dat bird seed hookup.

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I'm flying.

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@edwardsamoose17 Hey cutie

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I wish I could speak mandarin. Then I could talk to oranges.

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If your kids are having trouble sleeping, pop a Molly and stay up with em.

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@mk417_ I'm waiting for you to post to gonewild

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@mk417_ I hope you didn't forget that I stalk the shit out of you on reddit

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@juliastephens0n Amen