Definitely Not Mer

I love my sis, St. Paul and Owen Wilson, in that order.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

Wow.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

A lot of people are calling me Friar Mer.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

@SAPierson @ERolfPleiss THIS IS BULLSHIT. WHO EVEN GOES TO MINNEAPOLIS ANYMORE?

GET A REAL MAYOR.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

If you're going winter camping, don't forget the winter.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

I am your aunt.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

There's a chill Rein in Minneapolis, that means MCAD Bathroom Photos.

[brittle leisure lord @minivan__dad]

“It’s a chilly day in Minneapolis, so that means no mosquitoes” lol what is this pilot talkin about

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

Prepare yourselves.

[Onclusive Forward Planner @OnclusivePlan]

50 days away: World Nutella Day (Feb 5)

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

I was born into the world as a barn cat in a human body.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

@SAPierson Why else would 494/694 exist?

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

Man, stfu.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

I am a New Yorker, now.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

"Keeping cats warm in my Patagonia vest since 2021."

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

"Fuck it, to my neighborhood."

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

This is a Chip, Bobo, Saint Paul and flowers stan account.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

@SAPierson @WholesomeMeme Must've delted the original post. Nothing here, Scotty!

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

Did you know that cat is short for catapult?

#Bobo&Chip

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

Drove 240 miles to see a band named after a road 2 miles from my house.

#AMA

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

I mean, if you want to, and give consent, and are into that sort of thing.

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

GET FUCKED.

[Sarah Stuhr (They/Them) BLACK LIVES MATTER @sarahstuhr]

@ERolfPleiss Lol, I absolutely will

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

A definitive ranking of cats:
1. Bobo
2. Chip
3. Dr. Claw's Cat

[Definitely Not Mer @TweetingWithMer]

@SAPierson @unexpectturns Oh fer cuuuuuuuuuute!