Sam Brown

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She/Her

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

On the real, doe...#iGotIt

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

I'm back, baby!!!

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

I yearn for @PapaJohns with an intensity that is all-consuming

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

I'm so fucking tired of paying for shit that doesn't work.

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

Do not ever EVER EVER EEEEEVER but a @SamsungMobile galaxy a15. Worst piece of crap I've ever purchased. Touch screen constantly freezing, clicking the wrong part of screen, or holding down when I only did a tap. Processing speed is shit. Absolute rip off. Furious I paid for this

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@SamsungMobile @SamsungMobileUS if you secretly have all our data stored somewhere I won't be mad can I please just have back all the photos that were on my phone when it went in the pool? All my apps are backed up but my photos weren't 😢 😭 😭

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@fadule_ @mornings0da This happens sometimes, but nowhere near the way it's made out to be. It's really just a handful of "mean girls" compared to tons and tons of supportive women. In my personal experience, I'd say like a 5/95% split

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@ATT why do I pay a bill every month if I'm just not gonna be able to send messages half the time in my own home?

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@CoachChaka78 Tehe

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

*switches to combo feeding so I do not have to drive myself crazy pumping every 3 hours and can sleep through the night*
*Physically cannot fall asleep anymore*

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@CoachChaka78 Sounds manly AF, tbh

[Micah Brown @CoachChaka78]

If you guys don't know how bad I am at golf. Just eagled #3 at Southern Dunes unes from 210 out.

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@ the siren that went off right when I moved my sleeping baby to her crib: your mom's a hoe.

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

Id sure as shit watch it, I tell you that.

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

What if lin Manuel Miranda wrote a musical version of national treasure?

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

What if lin Manuel Miranda wrote a musical version of national treasure?

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

What if lin Manuel Miranda wrote a musical version of national treasure?

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

I've never seen dances with wolves before, but in the very first scene they're literally trying to cut the guy's foot off... It makes me very concerned about how he's going to dance later

[Crumbl @crumbl]

🤍 happy release day to all who celebrate 🤍

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

@CrumblCookies FINALLY

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

I love Spotify but I hate how long it takes to get lyrics

[Sam Brown @tweetlessSam]

She did NOT actually put "Touchdown" in a song 😂😂😂 I'm not mad I love it