Doctor GOD

Licensed by MYSELF, of course. Parody, I followback DOCTORS because they are GODS.

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

I'm glad to see a lot of my colleagues on here tweeting about nonsense, pumping themselves up, feeling the power, drooling at their pay check. Yes, I am a doctor, a GOD, a pillar, powerful and rich, no time to think about patients. #PatientExperience

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

Look how important I look in my #whitecoat! #WhiteCoatWednesday is my favorite day of the week!

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@micheleneskey Yes, very important! #WhiteCoatWorship

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

In preparation for #WhiteCoatWorship on #WhiteCoatWednesday, we need to beef up security as some rogue #patient was able to gain access & start ranting about how their loved one died in the hospital. I am sure that all my colleagues would agree, there's no time for that nonsense.

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@whitecoatterror @NoJusticeHug We've been doing it for decades, no one stops us snookems. You thought it had ended but now you SEE.

real #PatientExperience

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[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

NOTICE: All #patients who have been harmed, maimed or killed by doctors will receive full compensation and an opportunity to tell their story.

#AprilFools
#patientexperience

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@whitecoatterror I've had #patients ask me why they need to give me a blank check when they sign the #consent form. I find someway to degrade and belittle them and then they STFU.

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@doctoradvice32 All us good ole #docs have a good laugh that #women are not more offended when we #castrate them. Seriously, how #dumb are women? All these hyster sister groups promoting it, LOL!

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

I want to castrate you, silly women, you don't even know you have BALLS. We call it salpingo-oophorectomy so you don't know, but we do. Biology 101 Bitches. Don't look it up in the dictionary. Make your appointment to get castrated today! #ovaries #patientexperience

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@doctoradvice32 My favorite patient: "Okay doc, whatever you say I need done."

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@MccooleyLlc I get so offended that I have to leave, we don't have room in our business for guilt or confessions. Praise God.

[Dr. Slice and Dice MD @slice_dr]

@MccooleyLlc @Carlabee515 It’s hard to sit and stay when we know what we do and get away. But once we become pillars of society and have all of our notoriety it will be easy to get rich off our patients and play ding dong ditch

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@MccooleyLlc @LeaptoadS @withyouDrWu I think it's way past due that #doctors are given a voice for the harm that is done to them after they harm patients. #Doctors are victims. Kudos to all that agree.

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

NOTICE: All #patients who have been harmed, maimed or killed by doctors will receive full compensation and an opportunity to tell their story.

#AprilFools
#patientexperience

[Doctor GOD @TweetofDrGod]

@whitecoatterror @MccooleyLlc Yes, when someone tries to hurt ME.