TweetsOfConan

The legendary Cimmerian arrives on Twitter!

A bot that tweets random quotes from the original works by Robert E. Howard.

Laughs at your four winds

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Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet

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"What the devil are you doing on that thing?"

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They went in silence

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But even then the latter were not allowed ashore after dark

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Conan, on the high-pitched poop, was on a level with the pirate's deck

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The people gave back as the body came hurtling down, to smash on the marble pave, spattering blood and brains, and lie crushed in its splintered armor, like a mangled beetle.

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"Come near that I may touch you," the creature faltered, and Conan came near unfearingly, his sword hanging forgotten in his hand

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"On their way to the fort when the Picts met them

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We must investigate this

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Zaporavo had his reasons for wishing to go alone

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They had stanched the flow of blood, and the innate vitality of the barbarian was asserting itself.

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And he had seen a fantastic thing--a thing incredible and inexplicable

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I'd be glad to kill you if I had the time, but I'm on my way to Yimsha."

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Then he stooped, grasped his captive by her neck and crotch, and strode purposefully toward the green pool

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The trapped men began to stagger; they ran in drunken circles

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Thugra Khotan's skull-like countenance split in a mummy-like grin

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But he was not nonplussed

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That gives us a long start

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"There was no life in the Abyss, save that which was incorporated in me," it tolled

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His blood was pounding so furiously in his ear-drums that he was not aware when the yells died out behind them.

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She waded out until the low waves were lapping about her waist; then she struck out strongly, swimming with a vigor that promised unusual endurance.