Dylan

I’m out this bitch. catch me @[email protected]

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

Aight. I’m out. Deactivating tomorrow.

Linktree in bio, as well as my Mastodon handle.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

The entire Democratic Party owes a massive debt of gratitude to Zohran Mamdani.

Before his rapid rise, the party was largely rudderless, suffering from a loss of direction, momentum, and self-confidence. By drifting away from the working class, the party naturally saw voters walk away in response.

Mamdani single-handedly corrected the course, bringing vital energy, ideological clarity, and an authentic connection back to the very people who had been left behind.

Without his influence, the party’s current standing would look very different.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

GOD CONFIRMED NONBINARY!!!!!!!

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

I am so happy that Bernie Sanders is with us today to be able to see the fruits of his labor. He cultivated a whole generation of young leaders through the movement he spawned who are now winning seats everywhere. And he gets to live to witness it. Thank you, Bernie.

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

RT if you are loving team #Bluke

[sammy kay @thatSammyKay]

it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls

[ZFG @zfg111]

Dampe RNG has been solved on OoT

When Dampe blinks, he flutters his eyes either 3 or 4 times. By taking note of how long each blink is and putting them in a calculator, the possible RNG seeds can eventually be narrowed down to guarantee the heart piece, at the cost of some waiting.

Found by @PoodleSkirt2

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Security called me at 6:12 AM today.

"Patch every PHP server immediately."

I asked what happened.

"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."

Cool.

How many PHP servers do we have?

According to inventory: 12

According to reality:

Nobody knows.

We found one running WordPress.

Three running old internal tools.

One under someone's desk.

Two inside vendor appliances.

A forgotten employee directory from 2016.

And a server named:

PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH

Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.

Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.

I asked who owned it.

The documentation said:

BRIAN.

Brian left in 2019.

We called Brian.

He said:

"Oh wow, that's still running?"

Excellent.

By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.

CEO:

"Can hackers actually get in?"

Security:

"Potentially yes."

CEO:

"Without a password?"

Security:

"Yes."

CEO:

"Then why do WE need passwords?"

Not the lesson.

Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.

Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.

Finance asked for a cost comparison.

At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.

Marketing refused.

"Our campaign is live."

So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.

We finally patched everything we could find.

Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.

Hostname:

TEMP-PHP-2014

Uptime:

4,512 days.

Nobody knows what it does.

Nobody owns it.

Nobody can shut it down.

But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.

Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.

It is running PHP 5.4.

The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.

The emergency patch took four hours.

Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.

The internet isn't held together with code.

It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

@ZayLong @Proletarian420 It also wasn't his fault that it happened. He didn't ask Russia to invade Ukraine

Trump willingly started this war with Iran

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

So this implies that despite missing like... 90% of the features Steam has...

They were slower than Steam before? lol

[Epic Games Store @EpicGames]

We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy.

Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview:
https://t.co/pdtAeEIri4

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

@princesshyruIe Hap birth 🎉🎂

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

@QuantumOath @choehau_ara Bro, this is just ignoring phones that Samsung made before Apple added a feature

Claiming Samsung added an Always On Display for the S24 in 2024 while Apple added it in 2022?

Samsung added an AOD on the Galaxy S7 in 2016 lmao

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

@SavetheUSA1st @socialistadri Yet we've allegedly deported sooooo many of them...

...and prices have kept going up?

Stop falling for the boogeyman

[aizk ✡️ @Aizkmusic]

Smash Bros Melee is 99.21% decompiled
Data is now at 100%!

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

@Troy_PT1 @q69_mr Bro, your own article says the officer did so

[Facebook @facebook]

🫣

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

Lol

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

Aight. I’m out. Deactivating tomorrow.

Linktree in bio, as well as my Mastodon handle.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people have spoken.

Trump will be reinstated.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

This will, however, be my last post on this site.

To anyone who doesn't follow me anywhere else... it was nice knowing you.

[Dylan @TwentyGX]

Aight. I’m out. Deactivating tomorrow.

Linktree in bio, as well as my Mastodon handle.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Now that Trump has been allowed back on twitter, Never Forget why he was thrown off.

Spread this everywhere.