John

[John @TWICKFIELD]

What he would prefer is pets eating migrants

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

Apparently inspired by “kids overboard” Donald Trump says the illegal migrants eat pets

[John @TWICKFIELD]

@PhillipAdams_1 Bugger, forgot the card.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Don’t mention it

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

Jane and I thank god we’re atheists

[John @TWICKFIELD]

@PhillipAdams_1 I’m only on X to follow your bon mots. But Musk is too much. @sturdyAlex has gone to @bluesky and I’ve followed him over. Hope to see you there. Meantime, thanks for all the Lols!

[John @TWICKFIELD]

@PhillipAdams_1 Just learned a new word. Corybantic! Do you know anyone who has displayed this trait? Answers on a prepaid Australia Post envelope.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Saw the headline : Trump Loses Marbles

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

Adams triumphs in Paris - gold in Hoppo Bumpo and silver in Marbles

[John @TWICKFIELD]

I hope that would have been insulted to have been included.

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

As Ned said on thf gallows “such is life”

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Hence the Royal double ‘l’ in Phillip

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

I am the illegitimate son of Prince Philip

[John @TWICKFIELD]

That’d be the freedom to shoot people.

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

Outed!

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Adan Gee, the Joe Biden of NRL. Another game ruined.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

I note the loverly Laura never asked me for a cuppa.

[Michelle White @ozibella0602]

@PhillipAdams_1 Dear Phillip
My only bucket list item was tea with you. That was about 20 years ago. I listened to your last interview with the lovely Laura. You said all are welcome. I live in far North Queensland. I would love to travel for a light tea with you.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

85 not out

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

85

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Oh Mark, are you sure that it starts at all?

[Mark Kenny @markgkenny.bsky.social @markgkenny]

It seems the 7PM @abcnews begins at about 10 past these days - following a succession of grim tales from the courts and police rounds.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

You should have tried harder.
The letter was handwritten in joined up witting. Are you sure he wrote it?

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

Given all the abuse and ridicule I’ve heaped on Barnaby over the years his words are amazing civil.

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Off carrying Spuds bags?

[Sul_Hass @Sul_Hass]

Geez what a difference it makes having Matt Doran on #afternoonbriefing! Considerably more fair, balanced and informative than Greg Jennett #auspol

[Susan Smith @SusanSmithAus]

@strangerous10 It’s very sad that one man’s monotonous and shallow gotcha jernalism has turned so many viewers away from #Insiders and from ABC.

Australians want and deserve better from the ABC

#auspol

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Lot of bloody stairs. Make sure Johnie does have a fall at your forthcoming party

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

My retirement home

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Thank f*****g Christ.

[ABC News @abcnews]

Lisa Millar has announced she is farewelling the News Breakfast couch after five years in the role, to focus on other projects across the ABC. https://t.co/XsZDqEscUt

[🕶️🦉Sassy Leo 🦉🕶️ @Loud_Lass]

Absolute cancer on society
#auspol

[John @TWICKFIELD]

Hat? Surely a ushanka!

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

I’ve left. Should I go back for my hat?