Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES

Hey I'm Twifies! I'm a wifies.
he/they/she
admin is an adult))

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

PINNED!!
This is a roleplay account for the wifies variant - Twifies

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

been practicing scuttling up the walls like a bug

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

people act like you're evil just cause you have a little fun

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

wow.. ive made it in the word im getting hate tweets this is amazing

[Minawii 📺 ☯️ @M1nawi1]

I HATE @1mysterytwin I HATE @directorfied I HATE @paradisesflame I HATE @EVIL_WIFIES I HATE @TwifiesWifies I HATE @dog_wifies I HATE @me0wfies I HATE @_Alexfies_ I HATE @noirfies I HATE @Sl0wlyd3caying I HATE

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@1mysterytwin spruce i cant see this tweet what the hell is it

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@nuIIfies

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

its so weird when people act like we're human bro we robots beepboop who give a fuck

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

ok maybe i get why he said this but im still not evil

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

</3 you have 1 slightly unconventional hobby and people hate you

[Wifies Spruce @1mysterytwin]

I'm removing @TwifiesWifies from my top 10

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@1mysterytwin "So what are you doing here? I didn't know you were hanging around the factory!"

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@1mysterytwin "My thing! My freak! Whatever you wanna call it. Pretty simple thing to make once you figure out how we work! it's harmless!"
She walked over to Spruce, putting an arm around him, smiling brightly, almost oblivious to how dark this all seemed-although perhaps that was intentioanl

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@1mysterytwin "oh shit hey spruce do you like my thing"
A voice rings out just from behind Spruce. Twifies was suddenly standing right behind him, seemingly unphased by the hobbling beast in front of them both.

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@directorfied im rising and im shining hashtag sparkle on

[Wifies Spruce @1mysterytwin]

So am I

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

everyone complains about not having free time i think you guys just need to do your jobs better i do great at my work and that gives me time to cover the walls of the factory in post-it notes

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

been going into the scrapyard and just mashing body parts together to make weird creepy people things. gonna start leaving them around the factory

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

started playing dingdong ditch but theres only so many "doorbells" (things that make a ding sound when i hit it) and so many places to run i thinkt heyre catching on

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

sometimes i push other wifies over and i walk in circles ontop of them before laying down and sleeping like a weird animal

[Twifies | PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH WIFIES @TwifiesWifies]

@paradisesflame yeah i dont think it should be called that either im just saying this persons logic is stupid