Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Today’s Lesson: Live your life so the entire planet doesn’t erupt in spontaneous celebration when you die. In other words, don’t be like this loathsome piece of shit…
@NLongLake We shut down early Tuesday and Wednesday because we have nothing to do. I'm the only one here today with my boss just in case any customers show up. Said I can just sit and watch my phone until something happens.
@elonmusk Nobody is attacking space.
We’re attacking billionaires who amassed vast fortunes on the backs of an exploited work force using those fortunes to hold an extravagant dick measuring contest instead of doing anything remotely helpful with their ill gotten gains.