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I am an adult who is reading Twilight for the first time. I can't stop mocking it....but I can't put it down. #vampireboyfriendproblems

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#RobertPattinson #twilightsaga #robertpattinsonhatesTwilight

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I’m listening to the #twilightsaga via #audiobook narrated by #ilyanakadushin

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Done with #eclipse, onto #breakingdawn

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#edwardcullen is so mature 😍

#teamedward

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While we’re all feeling bad for #Jacob let’s keep in mind that he assaulted and gaslit #bella and there’s no justification for that. #manipulativewerewolf #notmyfavorite #jacobblacksucks #teamedward

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Guys...it’s happening...I think I’m starting to care about these characters....

#twilightsaga
#twilighteclipse

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Magnet analogy comes back around

#TwilightEclipse
#analogy
#magnets

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This is a real exchange I just had with my #humanboyfriend

#vampirepuns
#punsexplained
#imslow
#TwilightEclipse

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Hahaha Dr. Fang. That’s pretty funny.

#JacobBlack
#CarlisleCullen
#DrFang
#TwilightSaga

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"You can’t handle #JacobBlacks cursing, little lady! My stars..." -- #CharlieSwan

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“What if I'm not the hero. What if I am the bad guy?” - Edward Cullen

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Suicide threat kiss extortion — band name, called it

#bandname
#dibs

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How can anyone be on #teamjacob?

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Ugh I hate that #JacobBlack 's suicide threat kiss extortion made #bellaswan realize her feelings for him. Way to be manipulated, Bella. She attracts some real creeps.

#suicide
#threat
#kiss
#extortion
#creepers
#TwiHards

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Good for her

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So she’s going to marry #EdwardCullen because she’s a sex fiend?

#bellaswan
#sexfiend
#twihards
#matrimony
#marryingavampire

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Do we think people say things acidly so often because of the acid rain in forks?

#acidrain
#ForksWA
#TwiHards

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Hahaha she wants sex! Sex is what we’re hinting at here. Hee hee!

#beward
#TwilightEclipse
#sextalk
#vampireboyfriend

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Why is #EdwardCullen such a prude?