Wilky's Tash

FYI, you can unfollow or block. Or you can whinge to other people #wankers

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@GrassGuru247 @KevOToole70 Try it on @GreenwoodPGA 's head, you never know. #Barmcake

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@poultongc Try Andy Scott, judging by his scores this year, his is knackered!

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@Dawberchoff Whatever #twat

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@Dawberchoff Or maybe, like you, he's a twat!

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People who don't turn up because their butler is unavailable #wankers @allsop_jamie

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People who walk off "Cos it's raining" #wankers #MrSmelly

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@allsop_jamie Billy no mates? #PoshBoy

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Today's winner is now enjoying a celebratory meal scraped from his 3 favourite jumpers!

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Supporting England is like being drawn with WD Smalley in a Monthly Medal - You're obliged to do it but you know it won't be enjoyable!

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There's now more chance of @Braddy01_1990 getting laid than England qualifying!

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@Dawberchoff Fuck Off!

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@Showey7 @GolfClubWankers One name springs to mind - Les "hypochondria" Reeves! #wanker

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@Dawberchoff why have you retweeted my retweet, you don't need to win, you don't even play golf, you twat!

[Luke Donald @LukeDonald]

Simply RT this for a chance to win, LD Tour bag, signed 54 deg #Mizuno wedge & signed #Mizuno JPX. hybrid #rbcdonald

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@Dawberchoff I shall fuck off when I'm good and ready

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@Dawberchoff They're probably blonde!

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@allsop_jamie so are you Jamie; so are you

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@TransferSources @Tooly96 still can't see a bigger arse in that line up than your dad @Tooly73

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@Showey7 Shouldn't bother you, given your job #deskjob #lazytwat

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"@Englandanon: http://t.co/5DSzCbSQ2i" fuck me, I didn't think Stringer was that deep!