SHIT MY TWIN SAYS

Just a day in the life of being her twin.
#SMTS #Twinning #LivingTheDream

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Omg!!! We need to listen to 'Ass Drop' and drop our asses!" - When she wants to hear @wizkhalifa #twinning #SMTS

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"I wanna party with DMX! I would lose my mind." -when she hears "Party Up" #SMTS #twinning #sissy

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Ok she cannot take a bass like that right now." In regard to listening to @earlxsweat "Pre" in the car. #twinning

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Fuck it, I'm no longer looking to be a Mrs. Somebody....I'm looking for someone to be a Mr. Linnea Woldtvedt." #twinning #SMTS

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Omg, Kasper, I am telling you my 'Country Fitness Radio' is amazing! Keeps me so pumped when I'm working out!" #twinning #SMTS

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Kasper, I'm still drunk and some how already hungover." #MardiGras2015 #MardiGras

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Excuse me while I drink some water." #twinning #hydration #hydrate #SMTS #sissy

[Mary-Kate Nicks @kasperlorene]

Dog crotch. #slam #STL #nickcave #art #crotch #instaart #fancy #stlouis #museum #sexual #nofilter http://t.co/iibZmTGz8L

[Mary-Kate Nicks @kasperlorene]

Really original, Jake. 👻#tindernightmares #originality #tinder #pickuplines #friendly #ghost http://t.co/De9N8exB11

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Kasper, your cheeks aren't chubby, your face is just round." #twinning #livingthedream #SMTS #sissy

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Sis, I love you but I'm not getting you anything for Christmas, I'm on a budget. Wanna see the necklace I got today?!" #SMTS #twinning

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

After running a 15k she was laying in bed whining about not feeling well. I asked if there was anything I could get her ... "Yea, a mimosa."

[Mary-Kate Nicks @kasperlorene]

Scott Stapp is clearly having a 2007 @britneyspears meltdown. #creed #ScottStapp #meltdown #Obama #Obamacare #911 #mental

[Mary-Kate Nicks @kasperlorene]

I ate a hotdog during Thunder Rolls at the @garthbrooks concert this weekend. #GarthBrooksWorldTour #GarthBrooks #Thunder #rad #hotdogs

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you should get some head shots together & try to get into plus-size modeling." #advice #twinning #SMTS

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

In regard to seeing Dumb & Dumber To: "I have a feeling I'm going to want to speak to Jim Carrey during this movie." #SMTS #twinning

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

Texting with her. #SMTS #twinning #LivingTheDream

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

Looking at her peanut buster parfait, "Whoever made this really put their heart and soul into it." #SMTS #twinning #sissy #icecream #dq

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

"My hair is so filthy, the filthy police called and said I need a shower." #SMTS #twinning #sissy #sunday

[SHIT MY TWIN SAYS @TWIN_ing]

Passing the donuts at the grocery store: "Hold on, I just want to pretend like I'm going to get some." #SMTS #twinning #sissy #diet