Twinkles

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

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Life is what happens between Apple product releases. http://t.co/KZqMxCPr

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http://t.co/NyKiLLRx I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet.

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Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running http://t.co/gAJZPJng

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http://t.co/gAJZPJng There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the fuck out.

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Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love. http://t.co/NyKiLLRx

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http://t.co/vjC8Vrjk "EYES! EYES, BABYYYYYYY!" - zombie Vanilla Ice, snacking.

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http://t.co/vjC8Vrjk Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?

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There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans. http://t.co/thyPDKx4

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http://t.co/NyKiLLRx If you say "people either love me or hate me" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you.

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Trying to decide if I'm "sick" today...

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Never mind....

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I'm trying to figure out how to add my picture to my profile!