Hamakando M. Chihota

Student. Brother. Uncle. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor. Rich man, Poor man, Beggar, Thief. Doctor, Lawyer, Merchant, Chief. SRHR Advocate.
Kabwe Warriors

[MAJI @majimosess]

Everywhere don blurr 😂

[Peter K. Jr. 𝕏 @Peter_Kays]

A Zambian entrepreneur can never answer “the business is going very well” it’s always “so so” or “we are pushing”… but Nishi it’s going really well 😅

[veer🗺️ @KatlegoVeer]

@ttfalor The pure trauma of typing
'We are definitely going here next year babe 😍"
knowing damn well your current budget can barely cover the toll gates

[🌐 @ttfalor]

you would be eating pap with eggs and your girl will send u vacation ideas 💔

[Makanjila 🎃👻💀🇵🇹 @Makanjila_23]

If I lock in right now, in 2 years I might turn up with a pregnant woman, a Benz/Ford Raptor and a farm.

[Cousin skeeter Say’s @EscobarChim]

Escorted the Mrs to her grocery chilimba share-out, and all the men are in their cars just staring at each other like “why are we here” 😂😂😂

[Lu😍 @Lusa_Luu]

Since the beginning of time, I have been fighting the urge to ask my partner “so what time are you going home?” And I’ve never been able to resist

[KANABESA @TwaamboHamoomba]

They gave my work mates hun K6,000 for lunch. The relationship was never the same😂😂Very unprofessional.

[Hasbulla💰 @MoneyHasbulla]

Ladies, don’t marry a kembo. Ohns, don’t marry a soft life merchant. LIFE IS HARD.

[_ @zizo_brn]

Gents, there are proper ladies out there who were raised in a peaceful loving households

[Chainga @Chaingaz]

Only in Africa will thieves be regrouping to loot again and the youths whose future is being stolen will be celebrating it. - Wole Soyinka

[BIGFISH ELECTRONICS 🐳🇿🇲 🇿🇦 @jonathanlupand0]

If you dont love me the way Gary Nkombo’s wife loves him,I dont want your love.

[Makanjila 🎃👻💀🇵🇹 @Makanjila_23]

Lmao 🤣 I ain’t keeping someone that rejected my advances around me, there’s plenty of men she could be friends with and it’s not me.

[KANABESA @TwaamboHamoomba]

Spending too much time with my tuma butah cousins apa their slang is even embedded in my head.
Work mate: I had a chi nice pie in the morning.
Me: Show me a pic i see if she’s nice.
Work mate: What??
Me:🌚Sorry……

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You don’t have to be everyone’s butterfly.

Be a bee.
Mind your business, make your honey,
and sting people when necessary.

[Mbasela @Mbasela__]

Introducing two people from Kitwe is a waste of time because they were all once at Nkana Trust

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I really miss those teachers who used to stop teaching and start telling us their life stories.

[Joey_Jay @Joey_Mukando]

Adulthood shocks me every week. Kanshi this is what our parents used to go through.

[Mr Kaipambe, Esq. (Phoenix🔥) @Mule_Kaipambe]

This is 10:30 at night, I just got home straight from the office and then a girl somewhere expects my money to be her love language. 😒

Mulangala baiche 🤣

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Me after someone I was pretending not to see calls my name