wokebert wesker

side account for chrskr (W/C) ramblings

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

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[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

The one where mirio is a quirkless vigilante hero w a bounty on his head and gets groomed for Kai to break in

[aure @pierspilled]

I tried to teach myself something and failed, but I thought you might enjoy it anyway..

"You used to be my captain." #Chrisker #ResidentEvil

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

@Boulderpuncherx He’s Wesker’s biggest dick rider, second only to Chris, and I can respect that 😂

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Not even STARS era Chris was bouncing on it this hard.

[Captain CounterCraft @CptCounterCraft]

@TwistedP4stries Explain to me, female Resident Evil fans, why do you defend Wesker and fantasize about Chris and Wesker being gay? When in reality, Wesker is a bad guy-he lusted after a young girl, Rebecca, making multiple copies of her photos, and he kidnapped Jill and took advantage of her.

[I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan @anderseeds]

#Chrisker Wesker using his inhuman stamina to wreck Chris

[I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan @anderseeds]

#Chrisker 😏

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Not like Chris is incompetent or stupid Jill is that coworker who checks her work email first thing in the morning 😔

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Jill and Chris fr

[𓃰 @VlRGEE]

coworker asked me if my outlook was down..did one of these “ohh that’s y nothings sending” (i hadnt touched my computer since 11am)

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

This crop feels targeted
Wesker ass vision

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

@anderseeds BARKING
Wesker who thought Chris would mellow with age and pleased to see him continue being a little spitfire 😫

[I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan @anderseeds]

RE8 Chris and Wesker be like

Wesker, in his 60s: Chris, take your feet off the coffee table
Chris, 40s: make me
Wesker:
Chris:
Wesker, unbuckling his belt: well, if you insist

[vombrainn @Vombrainn]

see? it adds so much more flavor to it

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

@Vombrainn Weskers best man right here

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

It’s only once they’re out of danger and alone that Wesker pulls Chris in close to breathe him in. Chris barely gets a chance to ask what the hell he’s doing, flushing with embarrassment, before his blood goes cold when Wesker calls him an Omega.

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Omega Chris pretending to be an Alpha and passes fairly convincingly as one, no one suspects a thing up until he joins STARS and meets his new team Captain

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Wesker suspects something is off about Chris, he just can’t put his thumb on it. From the start Chris had caught his eye, which that in itself was odd. It isn’t until one bad mission where Chris has to get close & drag a wounded Wesker that the man gets a nice good scent of him

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

Wesker about Chris

[♡joju @__joju_]

I genuinely love when it’s obvious someone has a soft spot for me

[Abby🫶🏼❤️‍🔥 @seniorswifties]

whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time

[Eden @Gauguinschair]

Wesker's car breaks down in the RPD garage so he has to get a ride from Chris, who rides a motorcycle to work. Wesker has to hold on tight to his waist. His chest is to chris' back...his cock to Chris' ass. Riding a statistical death machine going 55 mph

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

I hope they sacrificed outlook to save ao3

[wokebert wesker @TwistedP4stries]

@BlueGreenblue3 Fanny