Dave Johnson

I’ll tweet something soon, promise

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@camp_counsel @virhovan lmao time to launch a cyber attack

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@ROKKIN_ROB @ChatyKathyCorey No heart or passion for the sport. If someone hits me in the face with the ball like that we’re fighting. These 2020 tiktok teens are soft

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@ROKKIN_ROB @ChatyKathyCorey Ahhh now this is some nostalgia. I was really hoping for the fake right - go left shot off the backboard game winner. Also not enough splashing and banging in here kinda awk

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@roochute @Bonnaroovian day one last year it dropped down in the 50°s and this Eeyore fit came in clutch after sunset

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@camp_counsel The line between idol and rival just got real thin

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

Nothing more exhilarating than waking up early on a Saturday morning and taking 8 cinnamon rolls to the dome

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@thepelf after tax 20% then +$1/2

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@camp_counsel Dreaming about clout? smh man I thought we were better than this

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@ROKKIN_ROB Undefeated heading into the fall postseason (side note the original video to this guy’s reply is legendary)

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@JohnnyBravo011 It’s okay bro keep your head up and the good content coming. They’ll come back, they always come back

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@thepelf @_Ewavy_ Lmaoooo shots fired. You’re on the shit list now buddy - your time is coming

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@_rayj_ You were also afraid of the dark until at least age 17

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

Who ya got?

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@chancetherapper Anyone reading this - just know I am taking 100% full credit for this

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

Indy 500 race day tweet:

Four compliments on my abs..
..all dudes
:/

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

Everyone be sure to wish this curly headed fuck a happy birthday!! @AdamTabes I’m sure there’s someone out there that doesn’t hate you

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@_rayj_ @karissaellis_ 4.96 by the way. Probably because my emotional intelligence is off the charts

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

Question: What’s your uber rating? Also, guess mine.

[Dave Johnson @TwiterlessDavid]

@_rayj_ @karissaellis_ I’m not revealing mine until I get 8 replies

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@JohnnyBravo011 oh man absolute disrespect with the below 4 guess.. I’m a actually 4.96 thank you very much