Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name

The truth doesn't change just because we don't know it. It stays there constantly waiting for us to discover it. Music=medicine. Morehouse '14 Clemson ‘20. DMV

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

People are so bad with money. It's a combination of a lack of education about money management and society convincing us we need things

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

“Alright. Who else has another shot in them?”

*Guy with 13 arrows in him but that rent due*

“Put me in coach!”

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

Joe Jackson getting his first smartphone:

[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

Why is there no belt emoji

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

@highlydefective I’ve had like a sip because people are like I can’t believe you don’t drink it!! But never a full cup haha

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

I still haven’t had a cup of coffee lol

[Alepeño 🌸✨ @highlydefective]

I didn’t even have my first energy drink till I was 28 lmao

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

Watching that Lays commercial for #SuperBowl

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

@le_debut Oh nooooo ☠️

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

This is honestly such a colorful joke.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

McDonald’s that are not 24 hours 😭

[annie @soychotic]

Coffee shops that open at 8am on work days

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

AI is going crazy 😭😭

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

The fuutttuuurreeee 🙃

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

People are so bad with money. It's a combination of a lack of education about money management and society convincing us we need things

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

Some fun numbers for this whole 50-year mortgage idea being considered 🙃…

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

Listing the sons he didn’t have is wilddd 😭😭

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

The Spread Jordans are crazy…

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

Lmfaooo. Idk why “OnlyBears” really took me out

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

@British_Airways The crux of the issue is that while other airlines overbook, they offer compensation to VOLUNTARILY have individuals get rebooked as opposed to ruining someone’s travel plans that were made months earlier with no real explanation or attempts to rectify things @British_Airways.

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

In my almost two decades of flying, 35+ countries and 6 continents visited, not to mention countless domestic trips and almost all airlines, I have never had a worse experience than the THREE flights over the past THREE weeks that I had purchased from @British_Airways months ago.

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

@British_Airways There are 272 seats on the flight. The math here would be approximately 1.8% chance that I’m a person on standby with a confirmed seat because you overbooked ONCE. To happen to me TWICE is about 0.03%….3/100 of 1%….

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

@British_Airways The “delay” is close to 24 hours because of my original issue with your company overbooking and then just randomly deciding who will not have a seat…an issue that has yet to be addressed by anyone. So thank you, but the apologies are absolutely not accepted.

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

And didn’t even bother to provide the appropriate grammar apostrophe to differentiate between “Were” and “We’re…”

[Cazembe, PhD, First of His Name @TwiterlessGuru]

To be clear, this is a performative response that solves nothing and just attempts to make the company look as if it cares about any form of customer service..

[British Airways @British_Airways]

@TwiterlessGuru Were sorry to hear what happened and apologise for the inconvenience caused. We’ve logged your comments as feedback to help us make improvements in the future. Milika