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[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Jake Paul will have to watch Mike Tyson closely. He will be trying to punch him

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Do not approach my beautiful friends with an offensive or vile energy or I will kill you with my mind

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

take me down to the Roku city where the grass is purple and everything else is also purple

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

why would i want a president thats always getting shot at

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

sitting him down and telling him the truth (he is ugly)

[Spike el Monstruo 🦇🇻🇪⛓️ @spikermonster]

lisa simpson wouldn't say that if you were holding her at gunpoint

[໊ @user0000O0]

sorry i joked about killing myself i will actually do it next time

[Liam @heem6k]

At the fake weed store smoking a delta 8 blunt I bought with klarna and having such a bad panic attack I have to call the rideshare ambulance

[hollyrogerbay @hollyrogerbay]

2001 is still so fucking funny to me he saw the planes hit first hand. he was there

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

can’t stop thinking about how beautiful this is. the doorknob ring…

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

whenever i get envious because someone i know scored a big career win i take a deep breath and remind myself that although i deserve it more and would do a better job, they probably got it by nefarious means that i would never stoop to