Michael Friskgerald

Just a tree trying to plant it's roots

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

The Toyota Tacoma is the #1 truck used by the taliban. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me. #PleaseDontPutMeOnAWatchlist #ItsAJokeButTheTacomaIsnt

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Low in empathy. High in violence.

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

A girl from Wisconsin called me a FIB. Yes, I'm a Friend In Bed

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

If you're gonna look you gotta pay

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Sorry idk what’s gotten into me

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Daddy’s comin. Hide your wife.

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Dry scooping is for douchebags

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Nothing worse than going to a restaurant with scantily clad servers. Then finding out they closed. #blueballs

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

I miss the tilted kilt

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Might go wild and drink more than my 2 beer limit

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

New year. Same frisk.

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

When they 4th coors kicks in. "Alexa play dmx"

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Only thing I want for my birthday is gainz

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Who's trying to get fitzed?

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Half Polish, Half Scottish. 100% American

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Single, ready to mingle and commit tax fraud

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Can't even do math when that Pepsi kicks in

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

That first beer be hittin these days

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

If you ain't taking care of animals. I don't want it

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

Joe Rogan is daddy

[Michael Friskgerald @TwitzByFitz]

If you're not grunting, you aren't lifting