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@guicury Keeping his balance so smoothly on that 2x4 walkway thing after what was no doubt a chaotic and exhausting night of slaying Satan's most vile beasts is impressive....impressive indeed

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@Emilio2763

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@elonmusk

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@xuanhai_fami Thats good to know I guess. Why I woke up to this on my timeline after videos of Hulk Hogan, and my usual trash pop culture feed makes me more paranoid and suspicious than ever 🤷

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The Vacuubus was decommissioned shortly after its very first route. City transportation officials realized that sucking passengers directly off the street at speed left those people incredibly injured.

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@pintmonster69 Didn't have seeing the Hulkster take a shit on my bingo card when I got up from bed just now for a drink in this wee early hour. Makes a lil difficult to get back to sleep to be quite honest. I'll have to rinse my brain pallet with some wholesome street fight videos to relax.

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@5chmatme Ahhh the ole pepper verses what ever the fuck that is. Found memory's of this growing up in the Hamptons

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Old coked out has been screams something about get off my lake, mumbles bs about how this is still Twitter to self cope and avoid viewing himself as the retard he is because his need for attention outweighed his "righteous" promise to leave this Elon acquired platform of deplorables. What a hypocrite

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@s0ulfl0wer1jng Why is he hitting his clausinschlanger like that? Is he apologizing for world War 2 or some shit?

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@historigins They had a blast that night

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@its_The_Dr former Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie? Nah not fat enough, ugly enough and that meal is not overflowing with cooking grease ...nevermind

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@DoinksTheFrog Is that one of Patton Oswalt's kids? Keep it away from the prescription drugs if so

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Growing up I heard people say she wasn't pretty and her face card wasn't up to snuff. Lets be honest, she could've had a face like god damn Rocky Dennis and most men still wouldn't be Dissuaded. To quote Darth Vader "don't under estimate the power of a huge perfect rack"
#sweetrackofmelon

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@rickyricksmusic Your real dad

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@elonmusk @bot @link I just upgraded to premium, is it worth it? Yall satisfied with the service or should I have spent the money on a really really really really and I mean extremely cheap hooker?

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@TheEclecticGoat Wrong...micheal j fox! and I stand by this statement with an unwavering steadfast resolve...this fact is unshakeable you might say !

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@GrowingUpRetro We had these in kindergarten..I remember classmates used to take long head tilted back swigs off of these things and make huge weird gulping sounds. It annoyed the ever loving shit outta me!

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@Countcristo44 They just saw Harry potter and the chamber of secrets and decided better not take a chance of letting this tree grow to maturity

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@fasc1nate Warning tag on her bra. : motor boating can cause severe facial lacerations and potential blindness, do so at your own risk!

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@AmazingPopPod My friend just said she was the original butter face..Thats cruel ....and honestly I never even noticed she had a face