Twoauthentic🍉

goofy goober (he/him)

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

you’ve been with some dirty ass men gang if they don’t feel the urge to enter sephora😭

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

men don’t feel the urge to enter sephora with their gf bc they dgaf about make up, but yall are gonna act obtuse about why some men wanna be in the lingerie store and why it makes other women uncomfortable??

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

lmao they said one Aoty is enough for you people, let us whites take it from here

[Access Bad Bunny @AccessBadBunny]

HISTORIC! The Grammy Awards have announced a new category, "Best Latin Song", following the victory of Bad Bunny's "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS" in Album of the Year.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇵🇹 IMAGINE CRISTIANO RONALDO RESPONDS WITH 4 GOALS TOMORROW!

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

no they just understand cricket is a shit boring sport second only to golf and proceed to follow other sports they enjoy not just football

[Sibi George @AttackingChamps]

In India, following/watching football passionately is a way of status/class signalling. They actually aren't passionate about the sport.

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

can’t believe i witnessed both arsenal and knicks lifting a trophy in my lifetime in the same year

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

They didn’t, ppl have known he’s a rapist for ages now his fans just mass harass anyone who brings it up

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

@N1nj4_25 yeah 18 june

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

can’t wait to hear about how im fucking up my future for the next one month🤩

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

got on the wrong bus and realized after i was halfway to fucking tuggeranong just kill me

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

people in the replies trynna say its her fault for not replying at 6am😭

[Gurmehar Kaur @mehartweets]

You've got 'nationalist' in your bio. You spend your days hurling rape threats at anyone who questions BJP or Hindutva.

So where's that same energy when it's time to demand justice?

You won’t speak up.

Because your loyalty isn’t to India or its people.

It’s to a divisive, hate-driven agenda.

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

consent is not a one time done thing you absolute neanderthal it can be revoked at any time, consenting to a date does not give you consent to harass and molest someone why is all this so hard for indian men to understand

[Kana @Kanatunga]

the questions no one is asking:

- why didn't the girl buy the ₹370 chicken biryani? where was her self respect?
- can't a guy be honest about his feelings? why equate everything with r@pe?
- before anyone comes up with 'consent' bullshit, does anyone goes to dating without one's consent? what are the formal written rules about inclusions & exclusions in dating?
- if you have so much problems with men, then why don't women as community ban premarital sex or dating? why mimic western culture when you can't handle men?

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

bro plays nothing😭

[Gaming Chef @chef_of_games]

Nintendo Direct June 2026
-Ports
-Remakes
-Indie slop
-JRPGS
-DLC or shit we already knew of

Fuck…

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

genuinely the most soulless city in india, my hate for bangalore is second only to mumbai

[prerna @Prerrrrna_]

peak bengaluru and bangerlore

[αdil @ixadilx]

Legend once said.

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

wrap it up bro, these guys were the ones saying not to compare them to the nepal youth smh

[Molitics @moliticsindia]

At Cockroach Janta Party Protest - CJP के प्रवक्ता विजेता दहिया ने बताया कि क्यों CJP में अभी तक कोई महिला चेहरा नहीं दिख रही?

video by - @Geet_reports

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

i know this guy thinks he means well but he’s literally saying its fine for the girl to be harassed by the guy if he’s the one paying and they can only be treated as a human if the woman is the one paying the bill

[Ajay @AjayM4141]

370 रुपयांच्या बिर्याणीवरून मुलींविषयी बरीच मतं मांडली जातात...

पण माझा अनुभव वेगळा आहे.

पुण्यात पहिल्यांदाच एका मुलीसोबत अचानक date वर जाण्याचा योग आला. ऑफिसमधून log out करून थेट रेस्टॉरंटला गेलो. मोबाईलमध्ये चार्जिंग कमी होती आणि नेहमीप्रमाणे पाकीटही सोबत नव्हतं.

ती आली, भेटलो, गप्पा मारल्या, जेवण झालं... बोलता बोलता रात्रीचे 12 वाजले. आणि नेमकं त्याच वेळी माझा मोबाईल switch off झाला.

माझ्या डोक्यात विचार सुरू झाले... "आता काय खरं नाही." "बिल कसं भरायचं?"

"ही आता काय बोलेल?"

मी तिला परिस्थिती स���ंगितली. ती लगेच स्वतःचा मोबाईल घेऊन चार्जर शोधायला गेली. पण तिथे कुणाकडेही योग्य चार्जर नव्हता.

शेवटी मी तिला म्हटलं, Sorry, माझा फोन बंद पडलाय. तू बिल भर, मी घरी गेल्यावर तुला पैसे पाठवतो."
त्यावर ती म्हणाली, "अरे, बिलाचं काही नाही. मला काळजी ही वाटतेय की तू घरी कसा जाणार? फोनमध्ये चार्जिंग असायला हवी ना.

असं म्हणत तिने जवळपास 4000 रुपयांचं बिल भरलं, मला कॅब करून दिली, आणि मध्ये मध्ये कॅबवाल्याला ��ोन करून मी व्यवस्थित घरी पोहोचलो का याची खात्रीही केली.

म्हणून जे लोक 370 रुपयांच्या बिर्याणीवरून मुलींना judge करतात किंवा प्रत्येक मुलीकडे फक्त पैशांच्या किंवा शरीरसुखाच्या नजरेने बघतात, त्यांना एवढंच सांगायचं आहे...

सगळ्या मुली सारख्या नसतात.
कधी कधी त्या इत��्या चांगल्या मैत्रीण ठरतात की तशी मैत्री अनेक मुलांमध्येही सापडत नाही.
त्या दिवशी ती मुलगी मला चार शब्द सुनावून निघून जाऊ शकली असती. पण तिने तसं केलं नाही.

म्हणून माणसांना, विशेषतः मुलींना, पैशांच्या तराजूत तोलू नका.
कधी कधी माणुसकी ही कोणत्याही बिलापेक्षा मोठी असते.

सगळ्याच मुली 370 रुपयांच्या बिर्याणीसाठी नसतात, काही जणी 4000 रुपयांचं बिल भरूनही तुमची काळजी घेतात... ❤️

#माझा_अनुभव
#RespectWomen
#मुलींनापैशाततोलूनका

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

@N1nj4_25 that shit is a blender cube rn

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

we weren���t in the saudi league at 28🗣️

[Out Of Context Madrid @Vera_RMCF]

Cristiano Ronaldo's biological age is 28.9 years old! 🤯

[ WHOOP ]

[Twoauthentic🍉 @Twoauthentic1]

i think he should have this conversation with his zionist billionaire girlfriend

[Jack @Jackkk]

Lewis Hamilton says there should be a limit to how much wealth one person can have

"One of the things that I struggle with every day is that there is such a disparity between the wealthy and the poor”

"When you drive around LA there's still so many people living on the streets. You shouldn't be able to have billions"

"I think there should be a limit to how much you can have because there's enough to go around for everyone”