TwoBitFive

[cali is on her own, kid ♥️ @longstorycali]

this is so insanely unserious i want to start using it in every context

[p. @sixinchbeys]

they used to let her get away with anything OMDSSSHSHSJS

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ @__mossymoss]

and while everybody else was looking dumbfounded screaming “Naruto!” my girl got her ass in the FIELD! always put respect on Hinata.

[MVD(Free Agent) @MVD731]

More like saw your stupid face staring at me like a goofy idiot so you can make a stupid tweet

[charlie @maleapologist]

Checking on r/rickygervais and they’ve fully turned against him it’s incredible to see

[nuz @punishednuz]

white people be watching some dogshit goddamn

[✨World_Ender✨ @theworld_ender]

Just re-watched Paprika and while this movie will always be relevant the main threat of the dream parade honestly feels very relevant today

A deluge of societal degradation that rots your brain with distractions and euphoria until you just go along with it sounds quite familiar

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

🚨 FLOCK ERROR = GUNS DRAWN

Police shut down I-94, boxed in a silver SUV, and held two people at gun point after Flock cameras flagged the car as “connected to a homicide.”

Except it wasn’t.

The alert was outdated.
Authorities forgot to remove it.

Trust the algorithm.™

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer

[Morrissey Hate Club @piscespari]

this video is what completley turned me away from the man-eater and making men pay type of content on social media 😭😭 the actual visuals of what a life reliant on someone elses money looks like

[rave* @rareblurs]

lmfaooo

[pop @waldorfnewyokrs]

Zendaya's ring comes with a man who loves and respects her and Selena gomez's ring comes with the ugliest man who humiliates her all the time

[Xan Humphrey @CloutStrife1st]

Who do y'all be talking to man LMFAO

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Your letterboxd should not be a performance for strangers on the internet.

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

One of the greatest rappers of all time, worth probably close to $1B, and he’s on stream barking for goth girls 💔🥀

[nat !! @hugzlino]

"you guys follow a bad person :("

"who?"

"dm"

WHY ARE WE PROTECTING THEM??? JUST SAY WHO IT IS OH MY GOD

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Ban Flock cameras immediately

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

As predicted.