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is it Wednesday yet? Am I right, fellow coworker??

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Idk who JoAnn is, but she really went off on those fabrics, didn’t she.

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Why do I feel like this is something that would be shouted by zap brannigan or the principal from Danny phantom

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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Just found out there is a pit at the Laufey concert #seeyouinthepit

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Hoppenheimer: an adaptation set in the Zootopia universe, starring Judy Hops in the titular role

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Me: i have to stop being so thirsty for Downstairs Ned
Also me:

[Sean Thomas @SeanThomasFL]

Please contribute to this effort to support the RRSQ artists & small business owners impacted by this terrible storm in Tallahassee, Fl.
https://t.co/7yn2S2pafk

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Tallahassee this morning

[City of Tallahassee @CityofTLH]

Getting reports of trees down in many locations. This is Gadsden Street. If you can stay off the roads this morning, please do. This helps responders.

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The Matrix was intended to be watched on a VCR send tweet

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Kidz-Bop-ified Horror Movies: “Naptime on Elm Street”

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Nicole, awaiting takeoff: “why are we still on the floor?” ✈️

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“I’m a kalamata guy, myself” -@RayCartagena, on olives

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Fig toothpaste?? 😰

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No Newt November

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

the b in lgbtqia does NOT stand for bus

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Moving forward, I will be referring to New England as The Atlantic Northwest

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

giving up on robert moses is even better

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Kinda want to try High Point decaffeinated coffee. I think I’d really go for it.

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Controversial take: Target’s generic is better than brand name uncrustables. Yes I eat them at my office and yes I am a 5 year old with a masters degree.