TwoCanKelly

Herts, Beds and Bucks hokey cokey champion 2009/2012

[Alberto Pugilato @Albertopugilat]

Los conspiranoicos volviendo a tener razón en 2026

[B @utdbrxy]

no other country behaves like this

[J-Blues🇬🇧 @J1875_]

Of course the one thing every drip on this app takes from this video is ‘Bellingham arrogant’ because he’s handing a fuckin cap over which he’s obviously been instructed to do since he was captain for the second half.

This country is full of absolute mongs.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@BladeoftheS I’m not here to defend The Royal Fmaily in any way but it cost more for 1km of HS2 than this entire refurb. This is where we need to focus our anger, everyone involved in hs2 has robbed this country blind.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@alex_JR1995 @Jaack Not even near carrick. Same position, type of player.

Michael carrick goes unmentioned but he won the PL in his first season with United, then won 2 more to make it 3 times in a row. 5 in total, 3 Cl finals, 1 Win and Won every title available.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@Jaack Have a day off, some fans were asking about the Ballon’ Dor this season so I would say the overrated part is definitely true.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@DennyBaldwin @tezilyas You just also described John Terry.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@tezilyas Way off.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Israel planted explosives in a school for disabled children at dawn today in South Lebanon and blew it up.

Not a military target.

A school for disabled children — perhaps the only one in the country.

In what universe is this considered “self-defense”?

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

VIVA LA FOOTBALL

[🥊𝕳 BARRAS DEL MUNDO ⚽🍺 @Barras_LATAM]

🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Los hinchas del PSG le mandan saludos al Arsenal mientras prenden fuego Paris

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

Israel completely destroyed Hussein’s restaurant and resort in southern Lebanon. One of the most beautiful places in the south is now ashes

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@TheCleanCarClub Morgan

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@AubsEFC1985 @HLTCO @KentMirco 😂 no I was implying he had an abusive step dad. Adults don’t behave like this. In fact, I bet even his abusive step dad wouldn’t act like this.

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@HLTCO @KentMirco This sort of behaviour screams abusive step dad. Worrying man

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| Arsenal completed just (69) passes in the first half—the lowest total recorded (since 2003/04) by any team in a UEFA Champions League final.

{@Squawka}

[Joe @totnumjoe]

They’re celebrating Madueke being brought on

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Israel put on UN sexual violence in warzones blacklist for first time https://t.co/YGI3v1OjVp

[TwoCanKelly @twocankelly]

@CarlOwen052005 @wozeruk @SimonHarrisMBD Yeah sound. I bet he won’t get to your age and take the piss out of teenagers on the internet every Friday. Cheers mate 🍻

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We are in capitalism’s final stage, where global capital can’t expand or sustain past profits. It now consumes public institutions and key systems, sacrificing democracy, welfare, infrastructure, education, healthcare, and ecosystems for short-term gain.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Sixth wealthiest country in the world and we can't even reliably provide clean drinking water in parts of the country anymore.

Nationalise. No compensation.