Two Chimneys FC

Division 3. Hitchin League. Next Stop Wembley

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Neil Patrick Harris wearing a Man City shirt at a Man City game and says “Go Manchester United!” 😂😂

[Eddie Fitz @Eddiepfitz]

Salah gets away with punch. Refs love the Scousers.

[SpiritOfShankly @SomeEvertonFan]

Liverpool fans relentlessly booing Patrice Evra inside the first 30 minutes - the victim of racist abuse, and now chanting Luis Suarez’s name, directed towards at Evra. You stay classy, Liverpool FC.

[Kieran Lloyd @LloydKie]

That Everton away end is what football is all about

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Lallana has dived. No doubt.

Will that mean a retrospective ban for him? Doubt it.

[Football Tipster @Footy_Tipster]

NAAAAAA, stop that Masuaku 😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/1TCkPHiG2U

[Two Chimneys FC @TwoChimneysFC]

@ScottWilliams16 Shite TV. When are you visiting us again? We miss you

[Two Chimneys FC @TwoChimneysFC]

@RealFokuz What flavour?! We are still here, the drinks are flowing and there's foooood x

[Two Chimneys FC @TwoChimneysFC]

@RealFokuz Still won't see as much fight than our boyz every Sun #ChimneysFC

[Carl Frampton MBE @RealCFrampton]

If England were in a world cup play off place I'd have been happy for us to draw them. Zero passion. Shite

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

BATE Borisov's defence tonight

[ShotOnGoal @shotongoal247]

SHAMEFUL: That moment when all the other English sides win and you've not won a game in your group yet 🙈 https://t.co/f7oH8RaUfC

[✌️🤙 @CySaunders24]

Rio Ferdinand isn't the first person to do a sport he's not used to...

For instance Oxlade-Chamberlain has been having a go at football.