Twohandyaysus

Free will
Ma nem Chef
M.27
175/90

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@cookiemconster @humanemade Brati dikirimin foto hasil kerja rezim ini?

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Ada yang tau kalo sama pasangan beda kepercayaan gimana? Dia percaya Yesus, meanwhile saya percaya dia layak dapet yang lebih baik dari saya?

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@cookiemconster La Fonte?

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@cookiemconster No foto hoax

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I'm at that age where I gotta congratulate instead of saying "y'all keeping it or?" everytime someone's told me they're pregnant.

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If she smoke cigarettes, smokes a lot, had a belly up their jeans, and want princess treatment

That ain't no princess, that's a sissy cowboy

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@cookiemconster

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@cookiemconster

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@cookiemconster Jumpscare

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@dii4nee Emang sering teledor gini kah?

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@aaaanggunn Besok lusa kalo ga ujan

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@notlalaaa Kejadian 30SPKI lebih brutal

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@Vitaaaaanov Gapapa, temen saya umur 21 ja dulu dah almarhum

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@apelovers_ Indomi setengah mateng rasa rendang sama cabe ijo

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@auliamatchaa Minum hogasan ja, langsung tidur, besok dapet bunga pula dari temen"

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@cinchillaaa Cari bupati baru ja, katanya merangkul rakyat

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@draftofliya Lagi pengen ato rabies kak?

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@iyawsvdy Ada esteh manis anget ga?