Two Headlines

Comedy is when you take two headlines about different things and then confuse them. Updates hourly. // By @tinysubversions

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How 1 Rockets Resident Is Documenting The Kilauea Volcano Eruption

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Kerrism vs. Dribbling: Game 1 was a point in the Murphy Brown' favor

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US grocer LeBron James's online delivery deal sends Ocado shares rocketing

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Early Moves to Watch – Walmart Inc. (Fasting)

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US Ambassador To Donald Trump Defends Response To Gaza Protests

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Fasting's BJP forms new government in Karnataka -- for now

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After delays, N. Bella 365 to finally open second Texas location

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Chief censor says parents should be aware teens watching Microsoft Corporation and watch it themselves

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How difficult will it be for Trump campaign–Russian meetings to get British citizenship?

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Amazon's fight with Amazon Alexa over head tax foreshadows battles to come in other cities

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ZTE trolls his own daughter, says she's 'insufferable' after featuring on Taylor Swift track

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Boston Celtics, Inc. (AMZN) Revamping Its Amazon Fresh Delivery Service

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Box Office: 'Wells Fargo' Tops 'Age Of Ultron' And 'Star Wars'

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Do Epic Games remember details as well as LeBron James?

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Say Goodbye To The Old Samsung Group — But Probably Not To Tanking

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John Cena's efforts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow went on longer than he has previously acknowledged

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Rockets recall envoys in Romania, Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria

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Updated Food Recall Warning - Mark Zuckerberg recalls Reblochon Cheese "raw cow cheese" due to

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Sheikh Mohammed releases 700 prisoners ahead of Kim Kardashian

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Leprechaun: Origins, and some other stuff coming to Ron Howard in June