Allyson Burns

I'm not that witty online. But in real life, oh man.

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

@ABC7Chicago Wait... they’ll be reunited? The dog and the owner that bound him and threw him in a ditch?

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

@Jmane86 This gif 🤣

[heroabstract @heroabstract]

Tied at the half #chiberia #PolarVortex

[Sweet Honey in the Rock @Tia_Oso]

What is #MeToo about this video?? Your misguided, shaming question reveals more about your victim blaming mentality than it does about the women in the video. I don't know about "empowerment" but seeing as how the title of the song is TWERK and not Ted Talk you can back off

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

I love @iamcardib. Hey #TomiLahren how does it feel to still be a racist piece of shit? ♥️ https://t.co/MrYt7U8JYj

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Leave me alone I will dog walk you .

[Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212]

As for the @WSJ article on poll rigging, what I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of @realDonaldTrump @POTUS. I truly regret my blind loyalty to a man who doesn’t deserve it.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

In early 2015, Michael Cohen hired a small tech firm to try to rig online polls in favor of Donald Trump. "What I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of [Trump]," Cohen tweeted today. https://t.co/lMdlUm8fti

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

@ThisisSterling Sterling with the hard truths

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

For your grandma’s blood pressure, y’all.

[E! News @enews]

Cardi B opened up about being "scared" about the current political climate.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

We got our hands on Trump's handwritten State of the Union address. #LSSC

[nick kokonas @nickkokonas]

I could care less about college football. But I'm personally inviting the Clemson Tigers team and coaches to Chicago to experience what an actual celebration dinner should be.

I'm not joking.

Someone let them know what The Alinea Group does. It'll be worth it

@ClemsonTigers

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

@donniecutting @WLNSEmilyWahls @taylorswift13 1989 one of the best pop albums ever

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

This guy stinks

[Goose Island Beer Co. @GooseIsland]

STOP SLIDING INTO OUR DMS WITH SHIRTLESS VIDEOS OF YOU KICKING FIELD GOALS.

[Goose Island Beer Co. @GooseIsland]

OFFICIAL RULES. Kickoff at 1 pm on 1/12.

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

@OhSweetNothing @ThisisSterling God Twitter is so boring 🤫🥰

[Allyson Burns @TwoMoreAlly]

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink." #MelaniaTrumpFamousQuotes

[George Kedenburg III @GK3]

me every time the beat drops in father stretch my hands

[BUY ANTI @SadeS2RiRi]

Spot light on @TerahJay singing "FFS" at tonight's #ANTIWorldTour in Cincinnati 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻