Eric Panke

Gap-toothed tennis fan, illustrator, pop culture zealot, cultural anthropologist, bon vivant, Tretorn enthusiast, CD at AK

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@NYJ_Matt This is both accurate and heartbreaking…

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@itszenakeita @benpickman What team in the W does the best job marketing itself?

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@RichCimini Rich… The question is “why?”… Why are we in this mess? Why can we never get out of this mess? Why is this ship impossible to turn around?

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@RichCimini Obviously, the Jets’ quarterback cupboard is bare… but, as the season wears on, it looks like the defensive end and cornerback rooms could use upgrades… and maybe even linebacker???… What position need do you see as “second most important” behind quarterback?

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@LockedOnNetwork Absolutely love Locked On Lakers AND Locked On Jets… Much respect to the entire Locked On Network… Special shoutout to the @KamBrothers … best in the biz…

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@ZackBlatt What’s worse? “Letting Timmy boil” or “Letting Brady cook”? Can’t possibly be as horrid as Boyle, right?

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@RichCimini Ask Rich: If you grade the Jets’ overall performance in each individual game this season, do you see any “A” grades on the report card? Maybe the Pittsburgh game? When you consider expectations…

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@TimMMcMaster @ZackBlatt — guys… let’s do this… time for an upgrade…

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@TimMMcMaster @ZackBlatt Guys! I love the pod��� but, hate the logo… let me help you out… try this one on for size… Fighter pilot helmet plus podcast microphone… I’ll wait for your responses… ✈️🏈 #nyjets

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@GoYardGoats - hey, goats… can you use a screengrab of a ticket to get in the ball park?

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@KamBrothers - just listened to the NBA Squad show on Locked On… I hope you guys are getting paid well, because you’re 1000% more talented than any other hosts on the network… #Lakers @LockedOnNetwork

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Pope died. Tie-dyed. Elephant hide. Lakers in 5.

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This is gonna go so hard when the Lakers actually win in 5 😭���

(via damemadethat/TT)

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@KamBrothers Will the LeBron/Luka combo be known as “LeLuka” or “LeBrončić”? @Lakers

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@KamBrothers Who’s worse tonight… AD or Dalton Knecht?… the brutal twins…

Note: Bron did not like all the ESPN “washed” chyrons…

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@NYJ_Matt Namath voodoo in effect tonight… @nyjets

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@NYJ_Matt 4.5% too many…

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@RichCimini Mail bag question? Some say Sauce is overrated… is it a question of optics? He’s an incredibly gifted cover corner, but, perhaps an “average football player”… Are people using the wrong lens to judge his play?

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@TimMMcMaster @ZackBlatt - Guys… can I get the new pod on @Spotify? If, yes, when? Gonna miss “Can’t Wait!”

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@KamBrothers @AnthonyIrwinLA — The D’Angelo Russell ep. was one of my all-time fav @LockedOnLakers pods… D’Lo is a complex mystery, for sure… thanks for the laughs…

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@KamalaHarris - try this on for size… #Harris2024 @VP