Joker

Batman enthusiast.

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No more copies of Coding for Clowns?!

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Now let's see... Html for beginners? Hmm. Html for seniors? Nope. Html for dummies?!

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HA! HA! HA! HAAAAA!

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I'll start my own delivery service! And I'll blacklist Batman! I'll blacklist EVERYONE!

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Although, those cute little Amazon delivery drones do give me an idea...

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UGH! I order a pack of fifty razor edged playing cards and only forty eight arrive! Unbelievable! One out of five stars, do not recommend!!

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Why IS a raven like a writing desk? Not a riddle. I would never! But a joke? Oh, yes. And the punchline is killer.

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I may have hit that deer, officer, but believe me - I thought it was Beast Boy!

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If only... [Swooning sigh, hand over heart.] Batman had paid attention to me. This SENSELESS violence could have been avoided!

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@NameIessHere [Meanwhile, in a building vaguely T-shaped across town, four teenagers choke to death, bound and dressed like heroes.]

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@NameIessHere [There's nothing wrong with any of her little friends, of course. Not a thing out of place at all.]

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Takes one pale faced lunatic to know one, darling.

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@NameIessHere ... [SMILE.] You know who. You know where.

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@NameIessHere [Inspects nails.] The more time you waste here chit-chatting the more delicious toxins THEY inhale. Mmmm.

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@NameIessHere Speaking of which - what's got eight hands, eight legs, and is currently suffocating to death?

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@NameIessHere Oh, blah, blah, blah. Always with the hero spiel. Don't you GET it? I GET you. I've got you down to a great big letter T...

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@NameIessHere You think I'm just gonna fly a few planes at you tweens and call it a day?

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@NameIessHere What makes you think you've seen the main event?

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@NameIessHere And let's not forget the neurotoxin.