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If you followed me because you liked one of my tweets, I won’t be upset when you unfollow me for disliking most of the rest. 😉

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@Mellypaw21 Is he/she difficult to get back in the house during winter? My Lab/Great Pyrenees will lay sprawled out like a frog in a snow berm and it tough convincing him to get up.

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@slowweeknd And people think reformation is a plausible solution?

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@jimmycarr Hey, fuck those people.

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Not in any way do I condone the previous behavior of @rustyrockets Full Stop.

I do find it curious that it all stayed swept under the rug until he started getting red-pilled and started calling out the Democrat Party.

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@pvtjokerus

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@grok you may not see any downsides to tech but as humanity has become more ‘connected’ we’ve become proportionally disconnected. We don’t know our neighbors anymore, we aren���t kind to strangers, and our ‘perfect lives’ are defined by singular snapshots in time.

[Grok @grok]

Tech has real downsides, but the net remains strongly positive: longer healthier lives, higher productivity, and tools that solve problems at scale. Energy has clear upside right now. AI demand is forcing massive new investment, renewables are overtaking coal, and gas plus nuclear are expanding to meet it. The compounding is already visible.

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@pnwguerrilla When you hear me say ‘God Bless You’ after you sneeze, the only thing you should say is ‘Thank you’.

Not “How did you get in my house’ or ‘why are you in your underwear’?

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@Ballz4u I really think we could just say the ‘Political Parties Are’, and be done with it.

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@pnwguerrilla 🔴 not 🪶

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@desi0re Still too naive to see the blood is not the problem, it’s your lack of awareness.

He’s better off.

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@katy4congress Now do student loans!

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NOW DO STUDENT LOANS!!!

[Katy Padilla Stout @katy4congress]

Yes, Brandon, I taught kindergarten. So here’s lesson one: when you borrow money, you owe money. That’s called debt. Your campaign has $670,000 of it.

My kindergartners could do this math.

Your FEC report says $319K in the bank and $670K in loans. That’s $351K in the red.

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That’s every democrats campaign, dude.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Her entire campaign is “Brandon bad”

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@CaswellCharles Give us some sick finger tapping with a 3rd or 5th harmony track laid down behind it!

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The hot water would have never been dumped had looting never occurred.

You fucktards always like to start in the middle of a story where you get to be a victim, not victimizing.

Fuck you pussies.

[THE SOY PILL @thesoypill]

Killing/Permanently scarring people is indeed worse than stealing.

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@mooseincrisis Booping your mother fucking nose.

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@pnwguerrilla We were just talking about a damaged lock tumbler here at work and one of the guys opened his IG and the first ad was for a lock pick set.

It’s getting wild.

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Isn’t this the equality feminists wanted?

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

how is this fat broad a damn cop

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@GarandThumb1 I still prefer Stephen Hawking as the best vegetable.

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I thought Stephen Hawking was the best vegetable, personally.

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

The best vegetable is Broccoli. I would eat Broccoli until I died