Mitch & Mike

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@LKocmarek @miketymofie Thank you. Correct, just like all of our other actually funny content.

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Transphobic Author Unironically Identifies as ‘Robert’ Sometimes #RIPJKRowling

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@marcelficky Thank you. Correct, Rowling is a terrible person.

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@cvjoicey Thank you. No we have not read the book because we do not support purchasing books written by transphobic authors where funds go directly to supporting transphobia.

What was your favourite chapter?

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@ItsVickojb116 Thank you. True, just strange when an outspoken transphobe masquerades as a different sex. Kinda like how Christian conservatives get busted soliciting same-sex prostitutes.

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@ItsVickojb116 Thank you. Yeah, but why not have a female nom de plume?

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@Agata4041 Thank you. I guess JK stands for ‘joking’.

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Reopen America (End Covid Lockdown)

https://t.co/4hrvkAv0zI

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Hey Mitch, would you like a sip of my bleach? It kills covid.

No thanks. I just brushed my teeth.

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@bblizak Thank you. We are white.

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Best seat on the subway?

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Mike: Hey Mike, are you ready for season 5 of our show?

Mitch: I’m Mitch.

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When it comes to the Dunning-Kruger effect, I have learned all there is to know.

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mitch: he looks like french clown

mike: all clowns are french

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Mitch: Everything is debatable.

Mike: No it’s not.

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Server: You guys are alright for food?

Mitch: Yes, please.

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@ZoPunny @GHoustonComedy @miketymofie Thank you. Due to the success of our forth sold out live show, Mitch & Mike LIVE! vol 5 has been booked at @yukyuks in the new year! Stay tuned for more details and date announcement by following @TwoStraightMen or checking out https://t.co/U0xMaRPlQb

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Mitch & Mike LIVE! vol 4 TONIGHT

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Mike: What’s your favourite textile?

Mitch: Times New Roman

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Season 3 Finale Available Now

Thanks @TVsJonDore for putting some effort into the show this time.

https://t.co/S41vskwybE