tim

my friends call me teatime but you can call me anytime

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

If you extend your fist to a smasher and say "gimme summa dat" they will fist bump you. Smashers are Programmed to Give You Summa Dat. If someone at a tournament rejects your offer, RUN!!! They are a Tournament Organizer (TO) and they WILL rig the bracket against you.

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

Passed my driving exam today and they sent me home with a license. It's surreal; I didn't think a year ago that I would ever drive.

I feel a bit silly getting it so late, but I'm still proud too. Some things take time. Onward and upward. :)

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@Heroine__P_ I don't know your situation and don't want to diminish how you feel; your beliefs come from experiences I don't know. And I felt the same until very recently.

I just mean to say situations change, sometimes suddenly, unexpectedly, in your favor, in ways you couldn't predict.

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

I'm 27, taking my driving test tomorrow.

My friend taught me to drive... I think most things are easier with a friend.

At 16 you walk on paved sidewalks; adults are thrown into the woods. It's harder to find a path, but you may always make another. I promise you it's not over.

[Pneuma @Heroine__P_]

If you're behind in certain areas by a certain age you pretty much become permanently unable to catch up. Ever tried getting your license at 29 or making friends then? It's over (unless maybe you're a woman.)

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

If you don't know what you're doing in the kitchen, find something dead simple to cook that's easy to clean up and lets you dial in 1-2 skills. The first skill needs to be salting. Pick something fun that you'll like making and eating. It only gets easier.

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

When I started cooking, my dinners were like: pan fried salmon with spinach and mashed potatoes.

One pan, fry the salmon, then remove and add the spinach for ~30s. The potato is microwaved while the fish cooks, then smashed with butter.

Quick, tastes okay, little cleanup.

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

please, i’m begging you to interact: what are meals that are easy to make, cheap to make, good AND nutritious? like REAL MEALS. i have been subsisting off protein bars and electrolyte water and my body is begging for more lmfao

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

Recently I like making pot roast. The meat is seasoned the day before so the salt can penetrate, then the morning of it's about an hour of prep. Browning the meat, chopping herbs and veggies, getting the broth just right. It's more prep than I used to do but it lasts for days.

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

Recently finished one of my first major woodworking projects, a Dutch tool chest :)

Built entirely with hand tools aside from an electric drill I used for the pilot holes and such

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@Shimkoko27 what on Earth does this Mean

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@naturalworlder wouldn't quite phrase it that way but ur my favorite acc on here and that contributed

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@moonykore the english fandom

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

Went as Onecest for Halloween

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@Bigoscar420 @sp1nda_pgh memory lane

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@valkylife Yo, we matched on unranked recently I think, I was Marth, had to leave really suddenly but I thought your puff was rlly cool. Anyone who judges you just based on character is a bozo

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

In my wildest fantasies, doubles is the premier game mode and esports orgs sponsor two players at a time.

...What I'm trying to say is I miss PewFat...

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

One of my favorite streamers, please give her a look :)

[moon ☽☾ @moonykore]

Very excited to announce that this first weeks of september I'm going to be doing a support-athon! For the first time I'll have tts with donations, we'll have soundalerts, and I'll give u the opportunity to challenge me to some cool stuff!

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

Craziest thing about watching top players is how they make the characters look smaller. I simply do not have that much room on Yoshi's Story when I am the one holding the controller

[tim @Twotime_Tim]

@kirbykaze_ at least Falco makes SSB :))