Alex and Elena

Cat butlers, coast haunters, plant eaters, future vloggers.

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

This poor stuffed wildcat seemed as unhappy about the weather as we were.
#taxidermy #museum #naturalhistorymuseum #dippyardaith https://t.co/e4AR2igimL

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

My two favourite Christmas dorks spent yesterday with me, my parents and my grandparents (and my parents’ cats). It was a pretty chilled out Christmas but was pretty much exactly what we all needed after a busy Christmas eve! Meanwhile I have completely … https://t.co/bL26CUpNKz

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Prince Cactus seems confused as to why we’re all home in our pjs today - we’re not usually such homebodies. Secretly I think he likes it.
#catsofinstagram #catstagram #petsofinstagram #petstagram #blackcat #voidcat https://t.co/wFxOzpRQoH

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Hi everyone. This is Martha, known as Marf.
For those who don’t know, Marf is a stray we took in after finding her badly injured in our yard. So badly, in fact, that she needed a leg amputation, which we crowdfunded for. People have been incredibly kind… https://t.co/IvpyiWgsjd

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

On Monday @elenabjxrn wasn’t particularly well, so Ralph kept her company in this rather odd position.

#kitten #cat #tuxedocat #blackandwhitekitten #sleepingkitten https://t.co/8VplkYcEmy

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Happy birthday to @slim4588, I am a sucker for you. 🖤 https://t.co/4L9mIREVyK

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Another day, another hair cut - and this time he let me tidy the beard! 🧔🏻 https://t.co/vUDcRvqEU5

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Even a small aquarium is a good aquarium. https://t.co/T2nDRoe9fm

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Loads of old dead animals. And one old live one. https://t.co/ZOiwjPHp8P

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

“We’ll just go for a little walk around” we said.
“Let’s just go for a wander” we said. “Warm and dry” Siri said.
Don’t mind us, we’re just hiding from the monsoon. ☔️ https://t.co/ouB6lWofFl

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

We’re going on a Ber(lin) hunt. We are officially in Germany, and on our way to the zoo. ✌️ https://t.co/ydorznNP9f

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

Our first international adventure. Hallo, Deutschland! 🇩🇪 ✈️ https://t.co/XdG5XkSitE

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

@littleblueerin I’m relieved tbh, I felt so bad! Fortunately the man bun disguises it really well...

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

DIY haircuts are all well and good until you accidentally give your boyfriend a butthole on the back of his head.

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

In case any of you are wondering when you followed this account, it was a dormant one @ElenaBjxrn has repurposed. Pls feel free to unfollow, we’ve just run out of email addresses to use!

[Alex and Elena @TwoVerySerious]

I’m Elena, he’s Alex, and we’re Two Very Serious People. Soon to be uploading videos about making music, living sustainably/ethically and our rotten cat children.