Col. Berry

Carbon Cowboy / 7th Generation Texan

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

Sometimes you just gotta have a stinky, thick, shitty IPA.

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

Most Lonely I Ever Been

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

GRINGO PLATE NO TORTILLA

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

People still using this platform in 2025 huh?

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

@assassinscreed This actually worked for me. I didn’t end up losing 6.5 hrs of grinding. Just logged back in today and the waypoint marker appeared! WHEW 😅

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Twitter “fact-checked” President Trump with articles claiming mail-in voter fraud doesn’t exist.

On the same day, a USPS postal worker was arrested and charged for altering mail-in ballots.

You can’t make this stuff up.

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Truzz Trump

[Chuck Kroner @chuckiek5]

@Crushboy31 You were lucky to be on a defense with great player. Polish your ring. Thank Ray, Reed and those that carried you. Go Away

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Waking up as the No. 1 overall seed.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

"What keeps you humble, @Lj_era8?"

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Not yet

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

@WeaponX_003 @JuiceCheck44 While Rudolph is a huge bitch I don’t think he has the poor person mentality of “IM GONA SUE YOUUUU” 🤣

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

“Hell yeah, coach, let's go for it!”

Lamar Jackson propelled himself into the end zone on a critical fourth down against the Seahawks, and also into the early MVP conversation https://t.co/9Y4KJmMQpn

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

My wife just started an argument about ‘how she does not engage in arguments’ 🧐

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

@ALevine41 WINGS BRO.
GOTTA DO WIIIIIIINGS

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

Before…
Texas: 32%
Oklahoma: 13%
Texas A&M: 12%

After…
Texas: 21%
Texas A&M: 20%
Oklahoma: 9%

Difference…
Texas A&M: +8% 😊
Oklahoma: -4% 🙁
Texas: -11% 😭

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

@MaxWayn42462878 😨 got some gelato that looks super similar ! 🔥🔥

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

Benny(s) in WISCO with his best #SmackOff calls ever! #StraightFire 🔥

[Col. Berry @TxBBerry]

Vick in NoCal’s call had me dead. “The BIC talks about cranks more than a 1920’s mechanic” 😂😂😂 #SmackOff