Captain Texas

Timmy - beard grower, guitar player, gun shooter, whiskey drinker, off-roadin' rascal

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@Sofia50020Sofia

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@JessicaRosvy Cause I don’t like dick

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@Sofia50020Sofia Having class, style, self respect, and not doing crime

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@alphafox It’s about fucking time

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@DanClarkSports But you’re ok with the position player pitching? Terrible take.

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@TradAdvocate Yes. But, the woman has to have the ability to work if she wants to. Some men and women can’t have children. So why not let both work and enjoy the fruits of their labor together

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@EugeneREQUIEM5 Funny, if ya boy had taken your advice, Austin wouldn’t have been stabbed and karmelo wouldn’t be in jail

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@NefflynB Divorce. Or mistakenly get her best friend/sister/mom/aunt pregnant

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@itsrosesm He literally murdered someone. You think he shouldn’t cause of the color of his skin? You’re racist AF

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@DanBilzerian Because Jews are fucking faggets, that’s why

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@prttyunfiItered Listen here you dumb slanty eyed bitch, you can’t even see us so how can you hate us? Now get your bitchass back to the rice patties, mulan!

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@IsaacHayes3 I mean yall haven’t been kicked out of 109 countries

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@jessica_lovee95 Cause we are

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@TaraBull He’s got my vote

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@itsmorganariel But we will be shooting our way out

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@PeriklesGREAT Beat the shit outta that teacher

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@realDonaldTrump He’s America first. You’re Israel first. Traitor!

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@Sofia50020Sofia Not one bit. Why would I?

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@TrumpsHurricane Do it. You won’t live much longer

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@LangmanVince Yeah you are