Kalel tx

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

@MaxxChewning Facts my dude. Facts.

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

@CashApp $kalelsuperman

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Occupation: professional crush. Use code DAMN MDADDY for 20% off.

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Traveling with me is a non stop barrage of “are we there yet?”

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

I’m the worst at packing. I wait until the last minute and then I pack for the person I want to be when I’m there 🙄

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Everyone yells out “daddy”when I walk down the street but not one of you got me a gift today. Fakes.

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Don’t ever be scared to cancel plans with me… I’ll lay back down so dam fast

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Punching people and then covering them with 'no-tears' shampoo doesn't seem to be working.

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

My new book 'What To Expect
When You're Expecting Tacos' will hit Amazon next week.

[Kalel tx @TxKalel]

Why don’t more turtles learn karate? I feel they could all be ninja turtles if they applied themselves more.