Matt Mabe

Le Batteur 💪🏻🥁

[Matt Mabe @TXMattMabe]

@Wendys is really dropping the ball by not giving us AI Dave Thomas

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It took me 42 years to get here but I think I actually might be the happiest I've ever been

[Matt Mabe @TXMattMabe]

Sobriety reeks of white privilege

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In a pinch your nail clippers can double as a roach clip #protip

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The value of expertise 🤌🏻

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Having a dad bod is one of the most satisfying experiences of my life

[Matt Mabe @TXMattMabe]

Accidentally bought some whole-bean coffee and I don't have a coffee grinder, so my weed grinder has been working overtime

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This is the day of the expanding man

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"Girls don't like boys
Girls like cars & money"
- The Maddens

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RIP to everyone that has ever died.
WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

[Matt Mabe @TXMattMabe]

The afterlife or the afterparty?

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I'm constantly amazed at how good it feels to play music onstage. Tonight was a gooooood one 🥰

[Matt Mabe @TXMattMabe]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Lol boycotts aren't fucking illegal. All of this is so fucking stupid

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@jessi_england8 Holy fuck we're on the same cycle 🤯

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Rap/Hip-Hop is the most punk-rock music to happen since punk rock happened

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I said it before and I'll say it again....boomers are the WEAKEST generation

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Choose your 90s Creep:

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My algorithm is psychotic lol

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@rustyrockets It's the working all the time and having nothing to show for it. BARELY able to pay rent. That makes us sick.

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@elonmusk Lol this is fucking idiotic