Panhandle Real Talk

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"Borgers school mascot should be a hooker" #SlootUniversity

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"Spearman girls got more STDs in their mouths than a Ney York Sloot" #SuperSloots #KneeProblems

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@NicoleJocey drop out of one school to go to the easier one, i only have 140 characters woman!!!

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@BradferdCoward but you do have a bed behind that cab #NiceTry haha

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Nazareth "where 2nd grades get detention for sitting with texline kids" #NoseIntheCorner!!

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"At least one person from Estacado got stabbed over the superbowl" #HideYoKidz #HideYoWife

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Perryton "the only place that pregnancy rates are lower than the employement rate" #PrudeCity #HerestheLotion

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"the only thing heard at Lubbock High today: "Wheres my money?!" #BestBeScared #BroncosDown

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"Borger girls would ask the aliens to probe them" #ProbeMePlease #NoJustStaup

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"Guys in perryton have a right arm like JJ Watt and left like Squidward" #Prudes #DoItYourself

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Spearman "where the girls got knee pads built into their jeans" #IfYouKnowWhatIMean #Sloots

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Shamrock "the only place where you have to be told to wipe" #Ewww #WherestheTepee

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Clarendon "bought more Seahwaks jerseys overnight than the city of Seattle" #Douchebags #Bandwagons

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"cars in borger dont have backseats...just blankets" #IfYouKnowWhatIMean #Sloots

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Stratford "the reason google invented the incognito tab" #DoItYourself #IfYouKnowWhatIMean

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Dalhart "where there are so many pregnancies & dropouts they have their own school" #ThatsJustSad

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Texline "where the girls as less appealing than McDonalds grease"

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Borger "where the girls choke almost as much as Peyton Manning" #SuperBoned #Sloots

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Gruver "where the guys know every T-Swift song by memory" #GAYYYY!!

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"every dictionary in Borger is missing the same page, and i just happens to have 'celibate' on it" #Sloots&Gentlesloots