Chris

Licensed Private Investigator & Security Specialist. Father, Husband, Freemason, Shriner, Clown. and Former Republican...

[Kerry Kennedy @KerryKennedyRFK]

I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

After about 3 years I'm back on "X" (I still will call it Twitter, but whatever. We must keep the nazis down! Say NO to tRump!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It’s weird that trump…

- wears a ton of orange makeup
- was fined $355 million for fraud
- brags about acing a cognitive test
- dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes
- needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water
- is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein
- is NOT endorsed by his former Vice President
- said there were airports in the Revolutionary War
- is hated by 40 out of 44 former cabinet & staff
- tried to convince people he’s 6’3” and 215 lbs
- can't remember saying he has the best memory
- denied porn star sex, but still paid her $130,000
- is a billionaire, but always asks followers for $
- confused E. Jean Carroll with Marla Maples
- confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley
- picked a low-energy loser like JD Vance
- constantly talks about Hannibal Lecter
- doesn't know the national anthem
- was convicted on 34 felony counts
- was indicted on 88 felony counts
- doesn't know the Lord's prayer
- tried to Sharpie a hurricane
- wanted to nuke a hurricane
- went bankrupt SIX TIMES
- wanted to buy Greenland
- told over 30,000 lies
- shits on a gold toilet
- tried to hump a flag
- doesn't drive a car
- doesn't have pets
- wears diapers
- cheats at golf
- never laughs

trump is fucking WEIRD.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[Retired Jokester🇨🇦🇺🇸 ...No DM's @BaronSnow3]

I wonder what the Gen Z kids would do ? RT and drop a 💙if you think they will vote 💙💙
In 2024 ....IFB/💙
🚫MAGA🚫

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

People around him trying to spin indictment and arrest, saying that it is good for Trump. That he is upbeat and defiant.

None of the glimpses we’ve seen of him reflect that.

They show the same, “this is very bad shit” face of any rational person in same circumstances.

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

Twitter was great 3 months ago, now they want me to pay $ for garbage. #SorryElon 🤣🤣🤣

[Sandy Shriver  @SandyShriver9]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[UnitedWeStand @UnitedW22607736]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Well, junior, his cell phone is much more interesting. 😆😁😅

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

@CNN Could the mornings at CNN & CNN HN suck any more?
WTF!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

your reminder that every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished, and every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

🤪😜🤪😜🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

@elonmusk This headline never appeared on CNN. Be better.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Make no mistake. Little MAGA Margie is scared.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

PATRIOTS: Can we get 1,000 quick replies usin' the hashtag #ThankYouMadamSpeaker to help get it trendin'?

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

Some people tried to leave Trump's 2024 launch early but were stopped by security, ABC reporters say https://t.co/5cD3RInaBe via @YahooNews

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

Pot Smoking Baby Boomers Are On The Rise, Why Are Scientists So Happy For Them? Hint: Benefits For The Aging Brain https://t.co/kkz4DOvHIy via @Yahoo

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

These before and after photos at @laurenboebert’s election party are giving me life

[Chris @TXPI_CMC]

https://t.co/fD9027gPZy

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Adore you, Texas — but it doesn’t have to be as it was. It’s time to vote for change, defeat Greg Abbott, and move this state forward. Thanks for helping us do it, Harry! Vote early on Nov. 4 or on Nov. 8.