⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️

⚡️Poli-Science Student, Foxy Intern, Best Friend, Goddess of Tasers!⚡️| Mature Portrayal 18+ | Lewd Parody | MCU | Literate RP |

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird...

And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours...

We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

- Dr. Seuss

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

—🛸 P.S. if wandavision rolls around and happens to reignite my passion for the ✨timeless darcy lewis✨ then feel free to quote me on this and then... promptly forget that this ever happened, because by which point i'll be back!!

stay lovely! 👋 byyyyye!!

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

—🛸 heya!!

so... it would seem that inspiration for this account came and went, like the fleeting glory of a dying star — it was glorious — it was fabulous — and it sure was legendary! 😍😍

so i'm leaving this account here, for all to enjoy, and who knows? maybe somewhere —

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

— along the line ole' darce and i will meet each other again, and maybe then we'll be ready to dazzle the world once again! i sure hope so!

but until that happens, stay safe — stay healthy — and stay awesome, party people! and this has been...

#мєωмєω

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@Compedis she met this display of solidarity by throwing her head back and letting out a battlecry with her fists raised victoriously in the air.

"and another night or two of being crazy hungover!"

as for her, it usually ranged from one, handling it, to ten, pissing on the hood of a car.

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@SLUTTYVIRTUES —🛸i'm sorry to bring things out-of-character for this one, but . . .

goodness, i love the look of lana's skin every time i see it . . . 💖🥰💕 it so pretty and soft, it reminds me of the pink sands of the bahamas.

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@StarksAndroid A kiss shared between women was always an experience — a nurturing one, and one Darcy cherished indiscriminately. She wanted Aliana to know this pleasure, to be acknowledged fully as a woman — in spite of her origins.

She wouldn't mind if the brunette slipped in some tongue?

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

—🛸also, jeezus — over 100 followers!! 😱😱 that's tremendous!! thank you all so very much! the positive reception to darcy has just been astonishing, and i only hope i can keep doing her justice!!

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

—🛸hey, anyone else wanna join the "can't absorb a piece of media without viewing it multiple times in a row" gang? ✋

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

thor's creepy evil step-whatever being super sexy in that rat sorta way should be illegal!!

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@SULTRYPURR_ And Selina better prepare herself for an easy catch, because Darcy is 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 to stop her now.

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@SULTRYPURR_ Well . . . she should 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 take Darcy soon, then, before she suffocates over all of that . . . 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙮.

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

being dragged oop—

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

draggin her to the bedroom—

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

. . . i'm not wearing panties 🤫

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

. . . yes.

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@SULTRYPURR_ It can get 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 better, if she wishes . . .

She can entertain herself through touch, or maybe even . . . 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦?

. . . 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙠-𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙠

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

. . .

👁️ pete . . . 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you?

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

. . .

👁

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@StarksAndroid 𝘔𝘮𝘩 — thinking ahead? She likes that. A deliberate purr passes her lips, before being abruptly silenced when they press so lovingly against the android's.

These 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 lips are 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 inviting . . .

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@StarksAndroid 𝘖𝘩, what a coincidence! Could their two smiles meet for a kiss??

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

good, just checking . . .

now, can you check if my p̷u̷s̷s̷y̷ still there—

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

indeed they are-

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

@SULTRYPURR_ 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣-𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙩 . . .

𝙏𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩!

𝙄𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙?

[⚡️ᵀʰᵉ ᵀⁱᵐᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᗪᗩᖇᑕY ᒪEᗯIᔕ⚡️ @TxserGxddess]

. . .

aaaare they still there, pete —

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ @ofhisoptimism]

. . .

squeeze—