Texas State Squirrel

I'm a squirrel.

[Texas State Squirrel @TXSTsquirrel]

Pick us please @GoDaddyBowl

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Anyone have a couch they wanna set on fire if txst wins? #beatgasouthern

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@TxSt_Confession

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Supposed to get cold again this week. I'm sick of freezing my squirrel balls off.

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#gomavs

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"@OfficialKhalilU: I'm so done 😫😩😂" Omfg noooooooo

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@squirrel_campus AYYYYYY HELL YEAH FOOL LETS PROWL ON FRESHMAN GIRLS YA DIG.

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@rawrlette been fuckin shit up u know how it is, pussy slayer. I got more bitches than you srry it's the life of a G.

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"@C_Throwed: The campus squirrel like "don't worry, nigga you got this"
#TXSTFinals http://t.co/3EOhSc3pqy" that's me nigga you do got this.

[Texas State Squirrel @TXSTsquirrel]

Bring me leftovers. I'm a broke ass squirrel.

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@squirrel_txst wow haha you're literally copying my tweets and pictures congrats douche

[Texas State Squirrel @TXSTsquirrel]

If your idea of "going out" is going to the McDonald's in Wal-Mart in your pajama pants, I can tell you that you were better suited for UTSA

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If you wore rain boots today you can transfer to UTSA now.

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The popcorn nigga didn't take my squirrel money so I don't fuck with him anymore.

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So many fly honeys.

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Vote so I can see the honeys walkin around in txst sweatpants. #TxStatePinkSpirit

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let's rage. #TXSTRiverRageFest #txstfollowtrain #txst17

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Fun Fact: many txst squirrels twerk.

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#igototxstwhere me n my squirrel niggas outchea

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Me. #itsatexasstatething