Mirecat🤘🏼

I don't care who came first, the chicken or the egg. Just so long as everybody came

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If genocide and pedophilia aren't your red lines, then none of your other opinions really matter.

[LorTheDestroyer86 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 Elden Lord @LorTheDestroyer]

"I can't relate to playing as a woman in God of War"

Buddy, it's not like you can relate to Kratos either. He's actually a badass.

Sit down.

[autist @litteralyme0]

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[Audra Nyx @TheAudraNyx]

Comrades

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA went from drain the swamp to synchronized swimming in it.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

If politicians can’t afford to live on $175,000 a year, maybe they should cut back on the avocado toast and pedophilia.

[jazzy ✦ @ARSON8ST]

goodluck to literally every other media out there ever, i dont think anything will be able to top this for me

[Jeffrey Luscombe @JeffreyLuscombe]

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Well, he made it out of the premiere in one piece

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

"When a king feels that his people are about to rebel, he declares war on another country."

- Napoleon Bonaparte

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.