Ty Patton

Christian, husband, father of 4, lawyer, commercial real estate professional, auctioneer, ICT advocate, youth sports coach, and aspiring cowboy. Go Chiefs.

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When this thing finally implodes, you can find me on #Threads. Feel very fortunate that there will still be someplace for me to shout into the void. Was getting a little worried.

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@RossDellenger

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This is good. Should’ve probably been the Tubs from the beginning. Weird and local. That’s how minor league teams are supposed to be.

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The organization formerly known as the Wichita Wind Surge announced today that it will officially rebrand as the Wichita Turbo Tubs, ushering in a new era of fun, entertainment, and community connection for baseball fans across Wichita, Kansas.

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@WindSurgeICT

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@isaiah_bb Dang. Can’t believe all this complicated nerd shit actually mattered. Who could have known hacking apart our science apparatus for shits and giggles would have negative repercussions?

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@YarrowGrace Yet another epic win for DOGE and this stellar administration.

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@spaceangler_ Easy there killer. Save some badass for the rest of us.

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@PFF_dril Texas spent $375.9 million on sports in 2025. Most in the nation. Stop pretending this is David vs. Goliath.

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@infantrydort Well it sounds like you know just what to do if you want an extra month of adoration. Go make it happen fella.

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MAPS 4? Well, the ICT is almost ready to figure something out for our downtown. Getting close. Couple more years, tops.

[MAPS 4 @maps4okc]

Oklahoma City leaders broke ground today on the $121-million MAPS 4 Multipurpose Stadium. The new stadium is scheduled to open in 2028 and will anchor a new sports and entertainment district just south of Bricktown.

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@RoyalsPlsWin So a group from the South talked a big game, started an altercation, wound up losing, but then blamed it on aggression from the group from the North? Very unusual.

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@lilbabygandhi

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@jcoreysmith @royalsreview The way it compares is that we are worse. We have the worst winning percentage of all the teams in MLB. And I’m not letting an organization off the hook that has chosen to consistently put forward a crap product for 40+ years because of a miracle run in 2014-15.

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@jcoreysmith @royalsreview Even with two seasons where they won the pennant, their “average” season this century is 71 wins. A .440 wining percentage over a 25 year sample is institutionalized crappiness.

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@RealBirdLawyer

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@dogwoodblooms You’ve never listened to Independence Day in your life because you don’t even know what’s it about.

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@KatiePavlich You demanding that she come sing her song about murdering an abusive husband for Trump is perfect. Classic comedy. No notes.

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@RealBirdLawyer Certainly feels Raider-esque. Sad day for the Chiefs.

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@secnumbersguy Football season must be getting closer. SEC Numbers Guy has dusted off one of his three tweets.

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@ryan_landreth They have the worst winning percentage in MLB this century. That kind of extended suck takes long term commitment. Can’t make any rash decisions.