Ben Stolen

U better go 2 plan C if plan B was playin me

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Me soon as that shit come on.

[𝐎𝐟𝐞𝐦 @0fem_15]

Her: you might suffocate if I sit all this 🍑 on your face
Me:

[Rob @wrobbee]

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

[Da 12th 🕺🏽 @QuanStfu]

Bitches know who to play with thats all ima say

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[zuka @feran_x]

The concept of a woman who stresses you out ‘threatening’ to stop talking to you..

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[$cottiewop @Bvckwityobitch]

I ain’t never been niggas

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Nigga said this shii ain’t even loud LMFAOO

[hueys evil twin @munchgod3000]

Wifeable material right there

[Ben Stolen @Ty_VA]

I’m Steven Glansburg

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

If i eat your pussy from the back twerk alittle so i can breath every now and then😭

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇 @dicesweetlifee]

I love the unique, vibrant way Black people communicate.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Man plssssss😂