Tyanne Oppelt

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[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒻 𝐵𝓇𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🕊 @coffeevalentino]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[NICHOLAS MEGALIS @nicholasmegalis]

We don’t appreciate our moments until they become our memories.

[Tyanne Oppelt @TyanneOppe]

If talking to my 3mth old daughter the way @chelcielynnn talks to her sweet baby Tilly is wrong then dang I don't wanna to be right. She's momma's angel. I catch myself literally talking to her that way to her since she was born. #SorryNotSorry

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

I miss Vine 😢

[Tyanne Oppelt @TyanneOppe]

You're in! https://t.co/Tp3seCleGO

[Tyanne Oppelt @TyanneOppe]

@babybrezza loved the discounts went to check out with the formula pro and bottles and the code wouldn't work! Really bummed. Said my order didn't qualify when it definitely did and showed the discount up until payment.

[Cian Twomey @MrCianTwomey]

You haven’t experienced true anxiety until you’ve tried to keep up with the Aldi staff scanning your items at the till. I stand there in shock waiting for Phillip Schofield to pop out of isle 3 to ask me if I want to simplify.

[J.Cyrus @JCyrus]

yall pray for my bitmoji, he goin through some shit. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

I drink coffee not cause I have to but because I want to.
I drink whiskey not cause I want to but because I have to.

[brent @murrman5]

[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I measure car trips with my kids by the movies they watch.

This one was four Harry Potters long.

I no longer fear the Cruciatus Curse.

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

If you pin bed sheets over your windows, I feel you.

[NICHOLAS MEGALIS @nicholasmegalis]

This isn't a joke, I'm not just saying this for retweets.

Bottom line: If you don't like Harry Potter, you cannot be in my life.

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

We get it, it's hot.

[Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy]

The only thing worse than a man bun is a grey haired man bun !

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Every day, at least one person warns me something I'm doing could kill my kids.

I treat these concerns with the seriousness they deserve.

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

Happy Father's Day to all the dads that actually take care of their kids.

[J.Cyrus @JCyrus]

whoa , just found out that marshmallow dj guy isn't really a marshmallow. crazy

[Tyanne Oppelt @TyanneOppe]

Figured out what my great niece should be for Halloween this year 👍 #thelabyrinth #goblinbabe