"The highest amount of money I have made in a single year was $200 million. I was the founder of Banana Island, Lagos, using my military contacts" — Billionaire Terry Waya
Before shorty came over last night, I told her she couldn’t spend the night because I had something to do early in the morning. She said she understood, so we was good.
Man, after I cracked, now all of a sudden she wanna play sleep. 😭 I gave her a little time, but once she realized I was serious about her leaving, she finally got up with an attitude. I ain’t think nothing of it, so I gave her a few minutes to get herself together.
Man, why I go back in my room to see if she getting dressed, and I catch her BITING MY AIR MATTRESS?! 🤦🏽♂️