Willard

[Willard @Tyler_armstro]

Hunter shit posting Tapper because of Jake’s weird ass obsession with the Biden family is my favorite development of 2026.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Dom Smith @MrDomSmith]

Haven’t seen many pieces on Marco Silva since his exit was confirmed yesterday, and maybe that proves the point I was making: that English football has never truly given him the credit he deserves for his job at #FFC

My column here. Fulham will miss him
https://t.co/Y5ahafHiV8

[Patrick De Haan @GasBuddyGuy]

Tomorrow, U.S. distillate inventories will likely fall under 100 million barrels for the first time in over 20 years, exacerbated by high exports due to the closure of the Strait of Hormuz- this is a powder keg waiting to go off if a deal to reopen the Strait doesn't happen soon

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Thank you, Marco. 🤍

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Prediction: Nobody knows when this will all collapse, but 2026 will be remembered in hindsight as the year in which retail investors and index funds were left holding the bag.

[Tyson Alger @tysonalger]

Tyson Alger
Final: Oregon beats Washington State 4-0 to advance to the Eugene Regional final.

Oregon allowed two hits, Gimenez had the game-winning RBI and Junior Lauaki provided the fireworks with a three-run blast in the ninth.

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Wishing Joa a happy 30th birthday! 🇩🇰🎉

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

4th quarter of a close game 7 of the western conference finals on the road against the defending champs and the spurs shot 11 for 16 from the field(!!!) and offensive rebounded 3 of their 5 misses(!!!)

they are all-caps DOGS

[Law Murray 💊 @LawMurrayTheNU]

The Oklahoma City Thunder, including playoffs

- lost 8 games to the San Antonio Spurs
- lost 14 games to the other 28 NBA teams

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

A+

[Inaction Bronson, a habitual pot stirrer @SwooshMcDuck]

Oregon has already handed an L to one Yale guy this month, now it’s time to hand one to their baseball team…

[Tyson Alger @tysonalger]

In Game 1 of the Eugene Regional, Washington State upsets Oregon State 3-2.

Ducks vs. Yale will begin at 5 p.m.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭

[Willard @Tyler_armstro]

@profgalloway waiting on Sith Lord Jamie Dimon to officially pop the bubble

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Uber COO Andrew Macdonald said he's not seeing proportional productivity gains from increasing AI costs. https://t.co/1VDp9cAqTw

[Paolo Uggetti @PaoloUggetti]

“Open some grape”

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

Hahah holy shit he rules.

[Willard @Tyler_armstro]

God damn ducks.