I’m in a massive game of chicken with chapstick. My lips are ridiculously chapped. I know the chapstick people want me to use chapstick so I get addicted and it makes my lips even more chapped. Hook me on it like a drug. Greatest scam ever. I won’t fall for it. #mentallytough
The government of the United States has just announced a lawsuit over my memoir, which was just released today worldwide. This is the book the government does not want you to read: (link corrected) https://t.co/JS1AJ6QlXg